The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

I think they were okay with it until I asked if she inherited the top-shelf cocksuckery from her mom's side or her dad's side.

(Seriously I would never discuss actual bedroom behavior here, let alone with her parents)

 

why is every post in here so damn long?

 

F. U.

 

There is no language here anymore. I think they still teach something called "English" in the schools, but, like, OMG, ur crzy if ur going 2 uz it aftr clazzz.

 

Perhaps, but I can get tired of it.

No doubt.

Because the grownups are talking.

 

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My nephew used to text me like that. I told him i'd only respond in text if he does it in English. I don't care that he text-speaks to his mates, but at least he has one way to regularly exercise both his spelling and his grammar, outside of the school environment.

It's like people that don't write properly on the Internet. Fucking keyboard is right in front of you, so it's just laziness that precludes you from speaking FUCKING ENGLISH!

Ahem.

 

PS the fu was a joke!

 

Did you know that you can now call someone on the phone and leave a text message? Why is that better than voice mail, someone tell me?

 

^^^^^^^

 

How do you call someone on a phone? I've heard you can do it.

 

Coward.

Pure laziness. Of the human spirit and the wider society.

Damn, that's deep.

Hang on - i'm going to find some porn, balance that shit right out.

 

If you're gonna use sarcasm, illustrate with smilies so we get it.

If it's not sarcasm.....step away from the computer.

 

Check this out, starting 6 posts down...

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=86378&page=4400

 

ok call me when it is playtime.

 

Because as the recipient I'd rather see a "It's Bob, call 555-1212" message than listen to a static-ridden attempt to leave the number or one where it gets repeated twice but so fast that I can't copy it down. And because I hate rambling minute-long messages where I have to wait through the whole thing to see if there's something important, and it's hard to navigate between all the voicemails. Going text to text and back is easier and clearer.

 

Don't mind ares, he's British...

 

Hopefully "Damn, that's deep." will be applicable to the porn, too.

 

Yes; yes, i am. *fists on hips, superhero style*

 

Okay.

How are ya tonight?

But what if they leave a minute long rambling text message?

My point is that it just seems odd is all. Maybe I am getting old.

 

I can tell he's a Brit; he used a semicolon.