The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

The old Sega Mega Drive games I've got on PC are the shit, as well. Road Rash 2, Sonic the Hedgehog, Fatal Fury, Mortal Kombat, NBA 93' (Jordan vs Bird), so many games, so little time...

 

me and my bro were playing Contra emulated the other day. man that was sweet.

up up down down left right left right...

 

you forgot B A B A

 

i thought one of you would have fun finishing it.

if you want to get really technical, however, it's B A only once

who knows the last part?

 

the first contra used b a b a.

 

i think we're both right actually. i think it's BA for 1 player and BABA for 2 player, then "Start" or "Select, Start" depending. does that sound right?

 

i can't remeber to be honest but i remeber it as being ba ba on the original.

 

yeah i'm talkin bout the original. anyway, i guess the point i was trying to make is emulators are cool!!

 

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."

 

I dont think that joke will ever get old Kieks.

Hope everyone has had a good week, mine was a shitter hopefully i can get something out of Sunday to break things up before another shitter of a week begins.

 

don´t get me wrong... but maybe the first part of your sig-"subtitle" helps a bit?

 

Had first full week at the grind, survived ok and had a relaxed evening in last night. Lazed around today and am drifting off now, might have an early night.

 

hi guys, awful quiet around here. Anyone around?

 

lol i think ive been keeping my self busy instead of someone else. Just need something good, whatever it is to break things up alittle for me.

Hope everyone else is fine. Seems all my mates are busy this sunday but the sun is out might go find something to do outside, if the posts on fun dont keep me indoors

 

grr, well shanghi noon just ended, now im bored stiff

 

no one?

argh, I hate this time on phun.

 

whattup pimps and playas

 

Not much TKA just burning time, till the game starts this afternoon.

 

where abouts in AU are you biz? i'm in the US in the state of pennsylvania, so it's about 10 pm on saturday night here it's somewhere around noon on sunday for you right?

 

Melbourne i reside in so its 12:09pm right now.