The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

that's really funny about the pic! lol

sunday in philly is going to be real nice. 84 degrees and sunny with no chance of rain. girls love picnics.

 

She is coming home from poconos sunday, may not be around town till late afternoon-early evening. Probably too late for a picnic. Next idea please!

 

i bet she'll be tired. is it too early in the dating to have her come over your place for dinner or something? you can cook up somethin nice or even get take out. maybe she'll just wanna sit on the couch and watch a movie and take it easy. then you can give her a massage. that's what i'd want to do after the poconos, especially if i have work the next day, rather than go out and get dressed up and all that. depends on her personality though. simple relaxing between 2 people is underrated IMO. best way to get to know each other. and it can also include massages.

 

funny you brought that up, i thought of the same thing. I was gonna pick up a few steaks and cook on the grill for her( I am a grill nut!). Then maybe pic up a movie or two and see if she was up for chilling out. That would be a perfect scenario for me

 

Thats a great idea there. Usually i hate movie dates cause they are so impersonal. Especially if you two like to talk. A dinner date that doesn't take alot of effort if she is going to be tired would be good. But if you want to sneak a picture take her out to a resturant that takes pictures of it's patrons and have them do it for you.

 

lol great idea azz.

i think the "relaxing" scenario is the way to go about it. and i'm serious you better give her a massage. she will melt in your hands. she'll love it. then Bam! one-handed bra unsnappage. ok jk about the last part. sort of.

 

That restaurant thing is pretty sneaky, i think you missed your calling Azz, you should have been a government agent(if your not already!). Yeah i may try to get her to my house then. One obstacle i have, I have a few roomates who may have to beat it.

 

Believe me Tka, there may be no bigger perv on this board than me. If there is a way to get some clothing loose, i will find it! Just gotta remember to squeeze one out before she comes over so I will last more than six seconds with her. Smokin body on this girl.

 

better do it twice to be sure! then swallow a bunch of viagra. that'll teach her a lesson.

how far have you gotten w/ this chick so far if you don't mind me asking?

 

two dates, two kisses in the car. Not pushing at all, i really like her, and to be quite frank, her looks intimidate me a little. I am starting to loosen up about it though....just don't want to make a percieved wrong move and ruin it with her, she may be a keeper.

 

oh man you are going to peter north her the first time. you're doing the right thing by going really slow, especially if she's a potential keeper

 

LMFAO.

 

Speaking of espionage you cna always walk with her through apark at a designated time and have a friend look like a tourist and snap pictures away and then tell him to give you the camera once you are home.


And tk that pic is hilarious.

 

You know it's gonna be a bad day when the lights all turn off mid-shower, at 6.15am, and then you have to stumble around and hope that you take a shit in the toilet as opposed to the bathroom sink. Fortunately I picked right, and then the lights came back. Hurrah!

 

either your sink is really low, your toilet is really hi, or your ass is usually 4 feet up in the air to know the difference in height.

 

LOL, nah the height for both is where they should be. I just wanted some extra sympathy, not that this is the place to get it!

 

Busted!!! you should have known better than that to try and trick us.

Haahahahahahahahaha... but you do know we still love ya here right?

 

I'm doubting it now, gonna go into a corner and cry

Hehehe, it's good to be loved. Although I reckon if br sees this he'll own me also!

 

LOL BR is a nice guy, he will go gentle on you i am sure.



*assrape*

 

Oops, I mean