The Sancho And Juicehead666 Random Chat Thread!

3F out there. Wow. ... I'm gonna make one last pass and go to bed. ... I'm happy you had a New Year celebration, even though you lost money, buddy. See ya soon, azz.

 

Anybody lurkin? :salook:

 

I can't seem to get drunk enough to really let it all out.... including the cock. So I popped a couple xannies to bring the night to a close. You all got lucky. If I was really drunk, it'd be an all out conspiracy dialog.

 

Yes, I still hate the fuckin bigfoot. God damn that fucker.

 

Empty ole' painless into the fuckin bigfoot. I've had enough of that fuck. Fuck em. Hmm... maybe I could still chug some more booze.

 

Now that the xannies are kicking in, I don't feel quite as nauseous as before.

 

Alcoholism... it's still a mind over matter type thing. IMO. Now where's my booze.

 

I mean, they have the fuckin shows with bigfoot. A bunch of homos go up to a cabin in the damn woods, and wait for that hairy gay fuck to show up. The fuck shows up and starts throwin rocks on the roof of the cabin. That means WAR mofos! Now go out there with your fuckin FLIR's, mini-guns, Desert Eagles, whatever.... and kill the shit outta that sumbitch! FFS!

 

I mean, if you killed the shit outta a fuckin yeti with the mini gun, think of the blood soaked snow drift. Take a pic of that shit. Awesome. DNA the shit, catalog it, and be done with it. FUCK!

 

What is this, Rocket surgery? Brain science? I know what this needs... UFO's mofo!

 

I bet the fuckin aliens can find fuckin bigfoot, and anal probe the SHIT outta that stinking, hairy, piece of dung fuck! And then beam the fuck onto a field somewhere with some moo cows, disrupt the cell structure of the bigfoot so it basically explodes into some nasty stinking blood mist, and then fuck up a moo cow. So just blame the fuckin moo cow shit on bigfoot, cause the hairy fuck drove the aliens to drink, and then to explode it, and then to turn their evil alien wrath onto the poor moo cows.

 

Ok, I thought I was done drinkin for the night, but since the xannies have kicked in, I'm gonna try and continue. Wish me luck.

 

So far so good. Every 'sip' I take equals aboot 1/2 ounce of booze. Schweeet. I'd even put my booze away for the night, but here it is again. You guys make me drink... you know that right? I'm just kidding. What makes me drink is beyond what I even wanna think about. Although, thinking aboot it encourages me to drink more. Conundrum.

 

So. Is anti-gravity drive beyond our technology? Even if we reversed engineered a captured UFO? It'd be like magnets or something. Positive negative force. That's why I keep harping on the transdimensional shit. If not all physics rules apply to you, you kick ass.

 

Getting a tad dizzy. But it amuses me.

 

The russians know how to deal with the UFO's. It's pretty much auto blast the fucks outta the sky. So much for their anal probe. Why so stupid? You just ain't had a good alien probe. Be kind to ufo's, and they will be kind to you. Depending on the severity of the anal probe.

 

If only it were possible to divert the money drug companies make into making sex robots. The bogus drug shit really isn't meant to do anything at all!! I'll take a nice sex robot anyday, and whatever the fuck i'm dying of, I'd still rather have the sex robot than some shitty money making drug that don't do SHIT.

 

Fuck yeah. The xannies will definitely let you drink more than your suppsed to. Presumably until you simple drop dead from mixing shit you ain't supposed to. I'm easy to get along with though.

 

I still like circles.

 

I'm not talking about a circle jerk, you dirty fucks. You know what the fuck I mean.