The Random Thread (My 5985)

Have you looked into the Gay thread?

 

gay pic thread, i didnt know there was one,

or are you talking about gayest thing said thread??

 

just popped in to say hey, i dont often log into phun on sunday but i have to work today, so this is apparently how i do that now.

 

HI Grims, thanks for letting me know it's Sunday!

 

This is the thread

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=229121

 

Random Bump

 

We made it to page 100 !!!!

 

WOOHOOO!

Way to go Jack!

 

page 100?
HOORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

fucking bugs
i like that one.

 

The words 'Random Bump' tipped this thread over to page 100.

Fitting.

 

Yes that was rather fitting.

 

Well I'm bored and feeling pensive, so why don't I spam a little.

 

It's raining.......I hate that every time I say or think that my mind says "it's raining men".

Curses to that weird melody.

 

I'm close to 9000 posts.

 

Wouldn't that be interesting, celebrating my 9000th post in a tread I created for my 6000th (near about).

 

I can't decide which song I want to listen to, oh dear, oh dear, the agony of choice.

 

Ahh I found one.....no, not that one, hmm, I need to think about this for a while, now to find some good thinking music.

 

This is to you, reader/lurker/virtual Internet being/any possible pets that might have gained the ability to read....... "hello"

 

Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.' Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave. The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. ' Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?' The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?' 'Yeah.' 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.' 'That's true, I do have a yard.' 'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.' 'Yes, I do have a house.' 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.' 'Yes, I have a family. 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.' 'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater..' Excited to take the class now, Larry Shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?' Larry says, i'll give you an example. 'Do you have a weed eater?' 'No.' 'Then you're a queer'.