The Random Thread (My 5985)

5. While driving to work, every radio station is playing “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”.

 

4. As soon as you walk in, someone hands you scrubs and says, “Here, you’d better put these on.”

 

3. You come in and find one of the previous shift nurses openly weeping at the nurse’s station.

 

2. The nurse about to give you report looks up from her notes and asks, “How many R’s in diarrhea?”

 

and the number one reason that it is going to be a really bad shit, is:



*drum roll*

 

1. There’s no fresh coffee in the break room.

 

Nicely timed for the page change.

 

yeah, I know.

 

You're such a fucking star. :mrgreen:

 

I was refferring to reason number 10, not the pagechange.


Cheers to that.

 

Doesn't make you any less of a star.

 

No matter what `they` say about you.

 

I mean reason number 1.

 

Eythenkew!


:mrgreen:

 

^^

Learned taht from a star!

 

Awwww, shucks.

 

So what's next? You decide:

Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say. Or.
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

 

Not to be confused with: you'll never hear a woman hear anything. Cause that would mean she's dead. nd that's not funny. UNless maybe she was really annoying but that's another story.

 

Never argue with a woman when she's right. Even if she's wrong.

Especially if she's wrong. :wink:

 

Most horrifying seven words in the English language?

Does my bum look big in this?