The Random Thread (My 5985)

Getting nicely rampant now. :mrgreen:

 

And one day Ares says; The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my spam brothers. And you will know my name is the Spam Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

Curious to know what this is;

 

Oh, dead. Erase that.

 

Jeff Goldblum's a great addition to Law and Order Criminal Intent.

 

Deus ex machina describes an unexpected, artificial, or improbable character, device, or event introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot (e.g. having the protagonist wake up and realize it was all a dream, or an angel suddenly appearing to solve problems)

 

...says a quarter of the bee population is currently dying potentially because of cell phones knocking out the radar of the bees.

Einstein said the human race is four steps eliminated from the extinction of bees. Once the bees go, flowers won’t get pollinated, vegetables won’t grow, we won’t get oxygen and the human race will die without bees.

Cell phones could be killing off the bees.

 

Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

 

Let 'er rip!

 

Which sounds better;

I love pragmatism in a girl.

I adore pragmatism in a woman.

 

Have you seen my pills, Gran? They were, erm, labelled `LSD`?
Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!

 

145. :wink:

 

(this has nothing to do with what's going on in the "Disappointing" thread, I just had this song stuck in my head. )


Night man
sneaky and mean
spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
you make me want to
cry
you make me want to die
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
night man
Every night you come into my room and bend me down
and you put your strong arms
and pin me down
and I try to fight you
and you come inside me
and fill me up

It’s just two men sharing the night
it might seem wrong but it’s just right.

It’s just two sharing each other
It’s just two men like lovin brothers

one on top and one on bottom
one inside and one is out

one is screaming he’s so happy
and the other’s screaming a passionate shout

it’s night man
feeling so wrong and right man
feeling so wrong and right man
I can’t fight you
and when you come inside me and bend me down with your strong hands
and I become the niiiight….
the passionate, passionate night man

 

Mmm-hmm, suuuuuure.

I believe you.

 

No randomness at the moment?

 

Sausage

 

I R Weasel

 

Balloon animals!