The Random Thread (My 5985)

Not believing in God is not a good enough reason to be kick out of the Catholic Church for an Irishman.

You could be found in the mountains of Afghanistan fighting for the Taliban, and you would merely be regarded as a `bad Catholic`.

 

The Chinese put a man in orbit recently.

They didn't use a rocket; they just stood on each other's shoulders and passed him up.

 

Have spam, will travel.

 

Close to 45k ares

 

Chase the music, trying to get home.

 

Really?

I hadn't noticed.

 

I keep getting all these friend requests.

Gives me a warm feeling inside. :wink:

 

Sir Paul McCartney's awesome.

 

After Linda's death, Sir Paul had to break the news to his kids.

"Guys, there's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that your mother died this morning."
*wail*
"What's the good news?"
"We're having lamb chops tonight."

 

Would aliens be interested in coconuts? I mean when they come to invade what if we just bow down and offer them coconuts, then we could all sit together and have those drinks with little umbrellas in them and they can tell us about particle acceleration and we can tell them about how we invented the cup holder.

 

What's the worst thing you can do to a sado-masochist?

Nothing.

 

And hey presto, Robert's your mother's brother.

 

"I don't think about people in those ways anymore since I did the course. I've got the certificates."
"Framed them, did you?"
"My mother was so proud."
"I'll bet."

 

Quick tab to BBC news for the depressing installment.

 

Oooh, Nadal might not be able to play Wimbledon. :mrgreen:

 

The pixie witch Hazel Blears survives deselection.

Bitch.

 

Shit's gonna hit the fan tomorrow; 900 wildcat strikers sacked at a refinery in England.

 

What happened to your spam thread ares?

 

Mahmoud Armanidinnderjacket.

 

I forced it's closure; I was irritated by the level of pure gifage going on.