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The Random Thread (My 5985)

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Jack Tripper, Jun 10, 2009.

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  1. Babes R Us

    Babes R Us I'm back!

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    I laughed
     
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    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    The End +1
     
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    I believe the cost of life is death, and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life; we were born. - Bill Hicks, February 1988
     
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  4. Babes R Us

    Babes R Us I'm back!

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    Brava!
     
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    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Bill Hicks - On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."
     
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    -I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.
     
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    -I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.
     
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    -It's a round world last time I checked.
     
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    `Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others`. Groucho Marx
     
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    Do you know why we're shoulder to shoulder with the Americans in the war on terror? Would you trust them behind you with a gun?
     
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    Why did the British Army conquer the world? They were looking for a good meal.
     
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    Went to a Muslim’s birthday party last week; fastest game of pass the parcel I’ve ever seen.
     
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    Time to do the rounds. :wink:
     
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    When doing something, never underestimate its giggle factor if a solitary motivator is required.
     
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    Never argue with a woman when she's right. Even when she's wrong.

    Especially when she's wrong.
     
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    A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.
     
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    Although Jesus rose from the dead after three days without a logical explanation....he was NOT a ZOMBIE!
     
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    I celebrated Thanksgiving in the old-fashioned way; I invited everyone in my neighbourhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
     
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    I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world.
     
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    Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?
     
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