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The Random Thread (My 5985)

Discussion in 'Hall of Fame' started by Jack Tripper, Jun 10, 2009.

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  1. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Germans and guns; there's a joke there. :wink:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    But it's beneath me. :D
     
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  3. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    "Club!"
     
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  4. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    :lol:
     
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    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    I'm a terrible gardener. I had a rock garden once; three of them died. :sad:
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    I've got one of those cheap sat-navs, the one with the rough Cockney guy and not the soft German voice.

    "TURN RIGHT NOW!!!!" it bellows, so you turn instantly, across three lanes of traffic.

    And instead of suggesting you find a spot to do a U-Turn, it says `You missed the turn, you fuckin' muppet!`
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    A joke stolen outrageously from Dara O'Briain.
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  8. arespilgrim

    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    I may have mangled that name.
     
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    arespilgrim Blast from the Past ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

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    Well, why can't he be O'Brian or O'Brien? Damn Fenians. :mad:



    :wink:
     
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    Then again, at least he's not Romanian. :wink:
     
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    Lock, Stock;

    TOM: There’s six black cocks and a little white kitten sitting on the side of the road. How many beaks have they got between them?
    SOAP: Six.
    TOM: How many wings have they got between them?
    SOAP: Twelve.
    TOM: How many feet?
    SOAP: Er, well, twelve. No, sixteen.
    TOM: That’s right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?
    SOAP: How the fuck should I know?
    TOM: How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?
     
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    My therapist says that I've got a preoccupation with vengeance; we'll see about that...
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and Smurfs.
     
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  14. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    Went to a karaoke bar last night and discovered they didn't play any 70s music.

    At first I was afraid... I was petrified.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation.

    But I'm not really that good at it.
     
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    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    I like what mechanics wear, overall.
     
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    My first and third psychiatrists both agree I'm perfectly sane.

    Hmm? Oh, we don't talk about my second one.

    BECAUSE WE DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM, ALRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
     
    arespilgrim, Jun 18, 2009
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  19. smi

    smi The way she goes.. ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member

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    ^^

    Hilarious.
     
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  20. Billy Sastard

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    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
     
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