The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

It looks more like he is having a nervous breakdown.

 

Every now and then pepsi and mountain dew use their original recipes with sugar instead of fructose. They taste a lot better and reminds me of when I was a kid.

 

Oh, I thought there was always sugar in them!

 

not real sugar, at least it isn't here...the cheap bastards stopped using it in soda a long time ago.

 

There is... but rather than use the high fructose corn syrup they usually use, the throwbacks use actual cane or beet sugar... it actually does taste quite a bit better.

 

Weekend Style!

 

Internet shorthand as if written by a proper Englishman:

lol - laugh out loud

I did laugh merrily in an out loud fashion.


rofl - rolling on floor laughing

I dare say I fell onto the ground, and proceeded to roll about as if I were swine of some sort.

 

lmao - laughing my ass off

I laughed so intensely that my buttocks nearly disconnected from my flesh.

 

tits or gtfo - tits or get the fuck out

Madam, I ask that you reveal your bosom to me, for if you do not, I must request that you depart hastily.

 

now you are talking like Jack

 

milf - mother I’d like to fuck

Even though that gentlewoman has bared offspring, I cannot deny that I still have the desire to fornicate with her.

 

It's catching!!! :shock:

 

mofo - mother fucker

You have coital relations with your mother, sir! I suspect you to be royalty and I humbly bow at your feet.

 

Where did everybody go??

 

I'm starting to fall asleep... which is good since I've been having trouble falling asleep today.

 

My sleeping has been off for the past few days, can't seem to shut my mind off.

 

'Tis why there's always a bottle of scotch within stumbling in the dark distance in my apartment.

Righto, getting sleep, turning in.

 

Sleep well mokko.

I had nightmares of huge spiders last night.