The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

The history of mankind is the instant between two strides taken by a traveler.
Franz Kafka

 

"One goat a day keeps the doctor away."
-- Jack Tripper

 

If you seek peace, prepare for war.
-- an old Latin proverb

 

:489::489:

 

Goat a day, keeps the doctor away!!

 

Sounds like an Afghani proverb

 

I hate rap, but this just caught my attention :

Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink
Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! Slip summink in her drink

Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Look I really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat

 

^^ Early Eminem?

 

I have no idea, amusing though.

 

very amusing

 

oke:

 

Witzelsucht, from the German witzeln, meaning to joke or wisecrack, and sucht meaning addiction or yearning, is a set of rare neurological symptoms characterized by the patient's uncontrollable tendency to make puns, tell inappropriate jokes and pointless or irrelevant stories at inconvenient moments. The patient nevertheless finds these utterances intensely amusing. It is associated with small lesions of the orbitofrontal cortex.

 

WOW!!!

 

Indecorous Style!