The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I'll consider myself lucky then. I was constantly at the doctor's as a kid because of chronic ear infections. I've had three separate surgeries on my ears.

 

Gonna take my dog for a walk. Be back in a little bit.

 

....And everyone's gone.

 

Always have to have the last word, don't ya?

 

Yes.

 

If Darth Vader were a car....

 

With the main chat thread slowing down, I find myself lurking more and more of late. :shock:

 

She's died and her cats ate her.

 

She masturbated herself into a coma.

 

She went to the beach, jumped into the ocean and swam off into the horizon. She now lives with a heard of sea cows in the North Sea.

 

She met a man, fucked him to death, and is now in jail for murder.

 

A spell transformed her into a cat and she's now staring intently at her own reflection thinking to herself "Who's that sexy pussy".

 

She got abducted by aliens, and the aliens probed her orifices, only she enjoyed it so much that it freaked the aliens out and they just dumped her in outer space.

 

I see you've given it a lot of thought. :shock:

 

I know her well.

 

Very well.