The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Tension is high when two seemingly friendly men have a quarrel over whose pants are tighter.

 

Me or bg?

 

You.

 

Everytime another site gets banned in your country you remember to ask me to marry you. :28:

 

I love you.

 

Shut up.

 

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

 

Please stop.

 

Who are you? What have you done to Jack?

 

I'm in love.

 

Oh lordy.

 

Imagine that was written on an Indian beach. Although you'd probably used the washed up trash and debris to lay out the letters.

 

Yes.....but the trash would be beautiful in how it portrayed my love for you.

 

Prove your love. Bring me some colored gutter water.

 

I won't do such a thing......I could not see you vomit and die painfully....I love you.

 

My stomach can take it.

 

No baby.....I want to protect you from the horribleness of the world.

 

Weirdo.