The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Yes, they could give two fucks about what you feel or do, just hand over all your hard earned cash and I am your best friend ... until you run out

 

What's wrong in that? :28:

 

Here, for $1 they will let you motor boat

 

I'd say so....otherwise it's a bit dull.

 

That's rather cheap.

 

I don't do trannies.

 

So you do the normal prostitutes?

 

Absolutely, for me that's the biggest. Nothing else comes close.

I'm sure there many men that get turned on but I honestly doubt that many woman truely get turned on by it. There are execptions ofcourse.

Exactly.

 

More than that what puts me off is what Yay said.......she's just not into it.....or if she is she's faking.

 

You can't touch them at any I've ever been to but they can touch you...i.e. lap dances.

 

So how can you know your wife wouldn't be genuinely turned on by you wearing an elephant thong?

 

Here prostitutes are like disease pinatas.......the more you whack them the more diseases you'll end up with.

 

It a job. It's her office. Of course she is faking. She has 30 clients in her office. Do you think that all of them turn her on? Even Billy Bob with all four of his teeth?

 

You paint such sweet pictures with your words.

 

Exactly.

 

I'm positive she'd laugh her ass of at it rather than being turned on

Gotta hit the road folks, enjoyed the sex talk

Enjoy the rest of your day!

 

Have a good one, Bama!

 

Bye Bama. I'm off to bed as well.

Spider, wear the elephant thong for Jack.

 

That's what I want to do......tell people what this place is really like.......I hate the mother fuckers in other countries who think it's "spiritual" and "cultural" and lovely.

 

Later Bama.