The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Sheesh. You should have said: NO!! Of course not!!

 

Oh right.


Oh of course your not a slut....you're a beautiful young Lady.

 

No, not that. You should have said: of course you can spam here, without showing your big fat tits.

 

But you want me to go away, do you? You... you heartless bastard... you want to get rid of me and marry more Australians and English girls and never think about me again don't you? :cry:

 

No....that's just not true....I like your fat tits.....sort off.

 

No you don't. *sob sob*

 

I do....they are so fat and flabby.

 

Yes.... but you could never appreciate their flabbiness before... you only used them to store your used tea bags under them to keep them warm...

 

What else are they good for?

I mean like......what can they do?

 

Oh I don't know. They can bounce to the beat?

 

Really? I'm always afraid they'll hit me.

 

Yeah, I wouldn't go near them once they started bouncing. Actually, I don't really know what they're good for. I seem to remember something about... babies... but actually they just hang there.

 

Maybe you can use them as pillows.

 

They're not quite long and hangy enough yet to wrap them around my head.

 

They will be soon.

 

Would you say this is somewhat of a fairy lights overkill? :33:

 

Unwrap it from the reindeer....that's too much.

 

Yes? So I should not hang some ornaments from the antlers either?

 

Why....why would you do that?

 

Because I can't have a tree, you see. My cats would shred it. So I hang my ornaments everywhere else.