The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

There are quite a few.

 

Really? Do they preach on the streets like they do here?

 

Nope, it's minority...and really almost no Evangelists here.

 

They're annoying. I like debating them when I'm drunk and pointing out their flawed logic.

This one street preacher had visual aids on a clipboard, one of those stupid comparison things that said "science says...." and "the bible says..." I say to the guy, "what do you mean science says? Is science an individual? What branch of science are you talking about and who specifically are you quoting? And are you aware that the word science is from the Latin sciencia, which means knowledge? It's like you're saying, 'knowledge says this is a ball but my book of fairy tales says it's an eggplant.'"

 

I used to do that with some friends.......now I don't bother, whenever they say crap about "God" or "the soul" and just nod along.

 

If I'm sober I just ignore 'em.

 

I just clicked it!!!! All my sins are forgiven now!!!!

 

WTF? They only have three different flavors??

 

Yup...............even the bigger companies have just like 7-10 flavours.


Same with other products too.....we never have a lot of flavours.

 

But you have gutter water in lots of different colors!

 

Something is beeping here. Going to investigate.

 

:-|

That sounds very ominous. :-lol:

 

I wonder if those are the last words you'll ever say here.

 

HELP ME!!!! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

 

No, it's just a smoke detector beeping because the batteries are running out.

 

If you sold that Indian gutter water here, it would be a huge success. Just give it a cool name an exotic logo.

 

Yay's office :

*typing on Phun......chatting with husband Jack*

*beeping noise*

*hmmm Anja curious :33: *

*hunt around for beeping noise*

*seems to be coming from the bathroom*

*knock on door*

Hello?

*open door................. *





*so this is how I die.......I wonder if Jack will miss me.... *

 

What would happen when people tart getting unheard of new diseases?

 

And though I am still typing, you will never know if it's really me or just an alien presence which took over my body.