The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Same place he puts me too, likes me though.

Gonna

brb....

 

Oh...well then...


My question is to you Grims......for the right amount of money would you stab Scribe in the chest with a small pencil until he dies then find Miles and rape him until his ass turns red, photograph it....then kill him too, after which you must fly to Germany find Yay....tie her to a large ice block, cut of her head....then tie her hair in pigtails with pink bows and hang t above her mantle....then fly to Australia....capture Furball.....drag him out into the outback...shave him.......cover him in kangaroo food and release a herd of starving kangaroos upon him.

 

oh its ok, i get teased about my spelling all the time, it hardly ever even bothers me anymore. why just the other day while i had that dood by the hair banging his head of the counter over and over just as the blood began to spill and his cry's for help softly ceased, i said to him "oh thank you for pointing out that misspelled word sir, and with a twinge of sarcasm that makes it oh so very special"

 

hmm
$3.80 plus air fare

 

wait, do i have to enjoy anally (sp?) raping miles, or can i just do it to get the job done, becouse i hate the butt sex. makes my wiener smell like poop.

 

oh and can i have a couple of beers with scribe before i stuff the pencil in his chest, not that it would kill him, from experience ill tell you chances are it would hit a rib and break. if it does break did you want me to just sort of jab him over and over with the broken pencil.

cause i dont see him sitting tight for most any of this.

 

Done.


As a bonus you get a vanilla carmel frappicuino.

 

as far as furball goes, exactly how the hell am i supposed to shave him, he is Australian, you saw that crocodile dundee shit, he probably has his big knife there and will stab me with it, can i just shoot him or something shaving him sounds like a lot of work, and money for drugs and ropes.

and what do kangaroos eat?

 

No, for he beer.....maybe after the job is done you can fly black and chat with his corpse.


Yes, stab until he is dead. you will be provided with an entire box of pencils and a sharper.

 

yay.


do i have to come to india to get it
becouse i draw the line there.

 

Capture him......you can watch Crocodile Hunter on the plane to come up with ideas......then shave him....with a blunt razor......I don't know what kangaroos eat....find out.

 

oh good
i hope they are ticonderoga pencils and a hand sharpener. i think that would be best for dramitic purposes dont you

thats it scribe, im here to kill you
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
in just a moment you will feel this pencil enter your chest
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
and then i will pull it out and shove it in again
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
now its giong to break so i have brought a box of them
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
wait were are you going dont walk slowly away from me, get back here.
turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn

 

Trying to get that pegasus next xmas, aren't you?

 

No you don't need to come here.....no sane individual would.

 

thats a lot of work, im just going to tazer him and hope the hair catches fire

 

then are you coming here?

 

Could try using one of those knitting needle size novelty pencils. Bet that would work just fine. Kind of like a stake.


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Perhps I should've kept that to myself. :?

We could fake my death and then both head to India and exact my revenge on the little fiend after he's compensated you for your troubles.

 

Yes, be waiting for me upon a mountain top.....I'll come via alien spacecraft.

 

*mumbling* this is where a pegasus would really have come in handy.

 

NEVER! NO PEGASUS FOR YOU ALIEN PSYCHO BOY!




~ Yours affectionately,

Santa Clause


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