The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I never even knew you had to do that....but yeah it is expensive.

 

Wait, what?

 

try it. you can always change it...back.

 

I like scruffy looking outdoorsy types with lots of stubble and maybe a dog or two.

 

I actually pictured you liking the exact opposite.

 

I'm looking at the Sistine Chapel thing.....wow.

 

What's the opposite of that?

 

Note how every single penis and ass is covered with a leaf or a piece of cloth.

 

Bookish, indoors type.

No it isn't, the first thing I ended up zooming on was an ass.

Penises are covered though.

 

But could you see the actual crack of it?

 

:-|

You're not supposed to be getting off on it.

 

Daniele da Volterra

Daniele is infamous for having covered over, with vestments and fig-leaves, many of the genitals and backsides in Michelangelo's The Last Judgment fresco in the Sistine Chapel. This work was begun in 1565, shortly after the Council of Trent had condemned nudity in religious art. It earned Daniele the nickname "Il Braghettone" ("the breeches-maker").

 

The penises in Renaissance paintings or on sculptures are always so ridiculously small!

 

I think the only penis in the Sistine Chapel is that of Adam. (Ridiculously small as well.)

 

There was a similar movement in England that actually banned any grand sculptures and paintings.....I can't remember the details of it right now though...but a lot got destroyed.

It's not porn.

I bet you're one of those who goes to a museum with a vibrator. :28:

 

Who would go to a museum with a vibrator and WHY???

 

You would....to masturbate. :28:

 

I don't masturbate in museums!