The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

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Polite girls aren't suppose to do that. :-|

 

Where did Fur go??

 

I eated him. He was nommy

 

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He's an aged hairy Australian man with no sense of humor.....are you sure he was yummy?? I picture him being stringy and tasting slightly of rock soil.

 

Was that too mean??

 

Tasted like a gummi bear

 

Hmm....now I wish you had saved me sum.

 

Which you find under the sofa when you spring clean, covered in cat hairs and dust bunnies.

 

My co-workers are scared of sex toys.

 

:hi:

 

Co-worker : I saw one of them again. *tremble*

Therapist : You mean a sex toy?

Co-worker: ye..y...yes..

Therapist : Where did you find it?

Co-worker : At work......in the dish washer next to our food plates!!!!

Therapist : Do you have any idea how it got there or whose it was?

Co-worker : They are after me...they follow me where I go.

Therapist : Now you know that isn't a rational thought.

Co-worker : Yes it is, this proves it...how else could it have got there....they are following me....they are trying...to..to...get inside me. *shudder*

Therapist : They are inanimate objects, they couldn't do that.

Co-worker : They how did it get there.....it was just like that incident at the park....it wasn't suppose to be there...but it was....and it tried to follow me and rape me!!!

Therapist : Nobody or no-thing is trying to rape you, do not let these thoughts and feelings control you.


Co-worker : Screw you, you don't know what it's like having to watch your back 24/7 knowing that they are out there trying to get into you...or wondering if the'll crawl into you while you sleep or shower......to be followed and watched and hunted like a common animal by this despicable things of sin!!! you just don't know!!!!!!!!!!


Therapist : Our time is up now.

 

I'm quite curious as to how you came to know that??

 

There's an adult store next door. Once a few of us went in to see what was on offer. Curiosity quickly turned into horror. So much so that one of my co-workers won't even tolerate sex toy talk during lunch break because it makes her lose her appetite.

 

Yeah, it's always like that.... once you got to the core, the time is always up and you're just left there hanging!

 

Now I picture some sort of Sexual House Of Horror!

 

Really? I figured that was just a stereotype.

 

It's actually a very tasteful store. Classy lingerie and the most expensive designer toys. It was funny when we found a vibrating rubber duck and everyone tried to figure out how you would use it on yourself.

 

Nope, my experience is this:

First 10 - 15 minutes small talk about the weather, work etc. to get comfortable and "warm up".
Then you slowly get down to business. First you tell your version, then the questions come which lead you to the real problem underneath. And JUST when you are there the 45 minutes are over. :-?

 

Bath time becomes instantly better

 

A exquisite dildo by D&G

A luscious whip and saddle set by Kalvin Cline

The autumn dominatrix by Benetton