The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I needed those.

 

Goodnight phuckers.

 

And I'm back and relieved.

 

And on a machine with working winzip.

 

What about Ginger nuts ? :wink:

 

Whenever I look at my cat he stops doing whatever he's doing and stares back at me, like he's saying "What?"

 

He;s showing his dominance by trying to outstare you.....whoever looks away or blinks first is lower in the pecking order :2cent:

 

We blink at each other.... I thought blinking at each other was a sign of affection?

 

Ha! He looks away first.

 

you worry me somedays If a cat rubs up against you he's marking his territory

 

I know. And they don't really love me, they just want me for the food.

 

and the soft warm place to sleep at night ......if cats had opposable thumbs and could operate a can opener they wouldn't need us

So far today my two cats have slept,woke up and meowed for food when I opened the fridge, slept, slept some more meowed again for food and are sleeping again ...what a hard life they live

 

My cats woke me up at 6am because they're used to getting their food then. They headbutt me, lick me, sit on my boobs and paw my face.... it's sometimes like having a man in my bed.

 

*makes note....headbutt, paw face and lick woman to get her to make me breakfast*

Mine jump on me call and rub their whiskers in my face...my first cat stumpy would stick his tongue in my ear

 

Mine does that too. Earwax must taste great to them.

How was your weekend, furby? Did you see your lady friend?

 

Thankfully my currrent ones don;t although fluffy does drool on me

no she's down the cost with her son for his belated 18th birthday but i'm sure she'll make up for it later

Hey we had a swingers club in our street and just as I found out about it the council closed it down...they had a jacuzzi in the centre of their lounge room (according to my nerighbour...although she swears she's never been there )

 

So how would she know about that jacuzzi? :33:

Why was it closed down?
Are swinger clubs illegal down under?

 

She says she read it somewhere

Not so much illegal but it was in a residential area in a unit which contravenes council by-laws regarding use of property....brothels/strip/swingers clubs are legal but they must be a km away from schools or any place children might frequent

To top it all off a facebook page was started that had photographs of people frequenting said brothel .....I was tempted to take the work ute out there for a laugh

 

Too bad it was closed.

We have a red light district down at the harbor, but when you go near there as a woman you get some abuse from the girls working there.