The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Actually I do have a question....I have an aloe-vera plant and just last week it was mawled by birds.....and ways to prevent that....it's on my window so I can't give netting or anything.

 

They should have a tag with them that has a common and botanical name as well as some symbols such as a cloud sun etc but if you aren't watering and fertilising them on a regular basis then you are going to have problems :2cent:

 

hi yay.

just trying to find some Christmas Gifts for Mom. 10 of 14 Gifts have been ordered for Family...

 

I know, I'm just bad with plants.
My aloe vera keeps up a brave fight. And I have an amaryllis which is quite hardy too!

 

Whoa. Another roof avalanche just crashed down!! It's war out there!

 

I like that idea, Bad Santa scribbles.

I find that horny is a byproduct of alcohol, not that alcohol is necessary to get horny. Hell I get horny just thinking about being horny.

 

Get a cat can't say that I have had that problem with my Aloe plants only thing I can suggest is either distraction by putting a bird feede/waterr nearby to encourage better behavour or sprinkle pepper/chilli powder over the plant to discourage them attacking it as i would assume thay were doing it to get a feed/drink from the flesh :2cent:

 

I'm seeing the flaw here in your gardening skills. Like I suggested, artificial plants.

 

Well if you kill your aloe just stop

 

I would think bird feed and water would only attract them more....."Hey look at this wonderful buffet here...feed water.....aloe....is aloe really part of it?......it has to be it's right next to the other....eat hardly friends!"


The chilly pepper might work, thanks.

 

Good advice.

 

A lot of people actually encourage birds into their gardens by this method and if they have a choice they will take the easy and yummy stuff or you caould have some real fun and plant a drunken parrot tree, Schotia brachypetala which has fermented nectar due to the way the flowers form upwards......they get drunk and fall to the ground

 

I know what you mean, although I always found I couldn't enjoy sex as much when I was drunk. I hardly drink anymore now, I always get so sick from it. It's like I became allergic to alcohol.

 

Yeah....that's what I need.....drunk birds in my kitchen.

 

That's how Mile gets his hummingbirds!

 

I was thinking more along the lines of picking them up and selling the meaty ones to neighbours for dinner....they are allready marinated

Hey Scribe you seen this? http://forum.phun.org/showpost.php?p=5020271&postcount=1

 

You're all impressing me with your expert knowledge!!

So, does anyone need a lecture about schizophrenia? Multiple personality disorder? Anorexia? Anyone?

 

What would be funny is if.....10 years later you came here on holiday and found me running a really prosperous marinated patriot business.

 

Yes!!! Yes!!!! here!!! ME!! MEE!! OWOWOWO ME!!! ME!!

 

Can I send my arsehole of a boss over to you? He has two out of the three and one of my exes sisters was the third