The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

You suck, Jack. I'm sitting here in our shop laughing tears, and two clients were just approaching me. They left in a hurry.

 

stop that i cant read it.

 

Random citizen #2 : dann haben wir so edel Deutschen m?ssen mir helfen


WTF

 

I thought I'd go in a different direction from the usual.

 

ok i translated it
nobody around me cared.
and the dog farted

 

Same here. I only have entries for a handful of categories but still too lazy to add em at the moment.

 

then we have so nobly Germans m? ssen me help

 

It's something like:

Oh shit, this man is hurt, help help help!

What's going on?

This man needs help.


I have no idea what the rest is supposed to mean.

 

its like work and stuff man!
there should be a button. "push to fill shit out!"

 

apparently the two seem very wrapped up in being german and there nobility toward it????????

 

I'll be walking through a winter wonderland in a few minutes.

 

is the snow very deep?

 

Phun didn't show up the letters with the dots on top!


Anyway it went like this :

Random citizen #1 : oh dear this man is injured.

Random citizen #2 : What's going on here?

Random citizen #1 : This man is in need of help!

Random citizen #2 : then we as noble Germans must help him!!

(dann haben wir so edel Deutschen mussen ihm helfen)

Random citizen #1 : For Germany we shall!

(fur Deutschland werden wir)

 

We got almost half a meter of snow, I'd say.

 

i kind thought thats what i was, just the thought of two fine Germans standing over a broken you expressing there love for country
it works,

 

meter... hmmm let me think
so it comes up just past your knee then?

 

In reality it would be more like this:

Hey look at that guy, is he drunk?

Yeah, probably. Don't go near him, he might be sick all over your new Adidas sneakers.