The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Sadly, 'important details' are seldom pertinent in today's media, unless they're accompanied by video of some wailing in grief.

 

... ow look, Doritos

 

agreed "there may be something in your house that will kill the elderly, turn your children gay and make your wife worship the devil, we'll tell you about it at 11"

 

I like 'plain' flavoured doritos.

 

cool ranch yo, cool ranch

 

Uh, uh. The very best were Taco flavored Doritos, now discontinued for some inexplicable reason.

 

Never tried them

 

They discontinued them like 5 or 6 years ago, and then say 3 years ago they were back for a brief encore, and then - poof! - gone again. Fuck if I know why. Taco Doritos were one of the original flavors - before nacho cheese.

 

I loved the 'Tomato Sauce' flavoured chips.

 

??

 

I don't know if they went worldwide but in Australia a potato chip maker brought out the 'tomato sauce' flavoured chips.

 

We had Hedgehog flavour crisps a while back.

 

In Louisiana, Zapp's has a flavor called Hop'nGator.

 

gator and pizza sound just capitol but I will stick with cool ranch

 

The have ketchup flavored chips here but they're very rare. (Tomato sauce doesn't mean ketchup here; it's a thinner base sauce used in making spaghetti sauce and other things).

 

Eggs - thoughts?

 

Unfertilized.

 

IF bypassed, your other option may be to scramble them.

 

add garlic, onions and bacon and you'll get ... smelly farts!

 

How smelly?

Hobo Power is a unit coined by Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew on the radio show Loveline as a measure of how bad something smells. Some noted reference points include:
0 hobo — Doesn't smell bad at all
13 hobo - "A robust fart"
30 hobo - The smeller must vomit.
50 hobo — Carolla suggested the hypothetical: "50 hobo power is a cat that's been fed nothing but blue cheese for a week defecating on a white-hot hibachi."
100 hobo — Purely theoretical (comparable to absolute zero). Near 100 hobo would cause death by asphyxiation.