Inuk's Igloo : The Phun Random Chat Thread!

there should be a t-shirt of that shot of Han drawing his gun with "Be Like Han" underneath it

that'd be sweet

 

You're a sensible man. If I ddin't know otherwise I'd think you were my age.

:beer:

 

Get them printed up :thumbs:

 

Damn. You're strict.

 

Bill Hicks: I'm a heavy smoker, I go through about two lighters a day. I lost track of the packs, all that math.

 

Agreed! She's got a great rack too

 

Got disconnected there.

That reminds me a bit of a Demetri Martin joke:

About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.'

 

Bill Hicks; great man, may he Rest in Peace.

Or, considering the content of his act, probably not.

 

If you buy one (or 12), I just might do it

 

`What is pornography? Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm. . . . Sounds like . . . every commercial on television, doesn't it?`

Bill Hicks

 

I'll take a free one

 

" . . To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake. You know what I mean? It's like God on the seventh day looked down on His creation and he said "There it is, My creation. Perfect and holy in all ways. Now I can rest .................oh my Me! I left fucking pot everywhere! I should never have smoked that joint on the third day. Shit! Now I have to create Republicans."

Bill Hicks

 

Bill Hicks on the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did."

 

God is quite obviously a builder. He may have made the world in 7 days but the original quote said 2 and half days. He may have made the heavens and the earth and everything betwixt and between, but in places he did a very shoddy job. Bracknell, for example. But the clincher for me is that he tells us he’s coming back, but he gives us no indication when that will be.

Hugh Dennis, `Mock The Week`

 

I have no problem with toast. It's the muffins that must be stopped.

 

“"This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a fucking brain, not once. Now, maybe I wasn't getting good shit. I'll admit it, I see that advert, I feel cheated. `Hey, where's the stuff that makes eggs look like brains? That CIA stash?`”

Bill Hicks

 

Anyone interested in this set and the accompanying video, send me a pm and I'll up 'em to RS and get you a link asap.

 

“I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth. Or suffer a facial burn, your choice.”

 

Ally's a very nice Euro hottie.