Heathyr Hoffman says that she does not do nudes

Who gives a fuck.

 

Because you idiots respond to him. Constantly.

 

Yes it's true that Haswell is a little obsessed but for anyone here to be calling him out on it is a little like the pot calling the kettle black, eh?

 

Senn, when did you move to Canada? :thinking:

 

I like looking at a females body like everyone else here but when your at the point like he is (Jimmy Emmett Jr is what I'll call him), you have some serious issues.

 

Yes it's true that Haswell is a little obsessed but for anyone here to be labeling others as having serious issues is a little like the pot calling the kettle black, eh?

 

AshleyTizzyLover had a fucking shrine to Ashley Tisdale in his bedroom, all four walls plastered with pics and posters and cardboard cutouts of the woman. I know this because he shared the pictures of his room with me. Hell, I posted them in his FUCK YOU PHUN thread in The Lounge. Do a search. My point is, if you guys think Haswell is the only member here with an outrageous fanboy obsession, you best face the fact that he's not alone. Not hardly. The fact that he's open about it is less disturbing than if he was quietly plotting her demise, which he's not. He's just trying to find naked pics of her--legitimate ones. And what's so wrong with that? Compared to people who spend hour after hour creating x-ray pics of celebs on photoshop, to say nothing of fakes, I'd say his dogged pursuit is rather benign.

Too bad it appears to be all for naught, like his previous obsession with Susan Slaughter [of Ghost Hunters Academy], which ultimately was a let down as well. Maybe it's his poor choice in that Ghost Hunters show. If he switched his target to Big Brother contestants, he'd be in for a gold mine of titties and poon.

 

^Yeah, Haswell seems like more of a lost puppy dog

 

He's just another guy with too much time on his hands and nothing better to do with it. I can relate in that sense. Yesterday I downloaded 100 Bryci sets and another 80 of LuluSexBomb. Why? Fuck if I know, other than the fact I like looking at Bryci and LuluSexBomb (to say nothing of Erica Campbell and Sofi A, but don't get me started...). Maybe I'll get around to posting them in the Model Forum over the next 5 years, ya never know..

 

I'm sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o'clock news blues
And I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all

Well I'm so tired of losing I got nothing to do
And all day to do it
I go out cruisin' but I've no place to go
And all night to get there

Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much time on my hands
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Well, I'm a jet fuel genius, I can solve the world's problems
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I'm buying

Is it any wonder I'm not the president
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much time on my hands
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands

 

[video=youtube;h4Kc_mB9N_M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Kc_mB9N_M[/video]

Ramsfan has been owned.

 

Me at 19.

(with this song playing on the jukebox)

Good times. :friday:

 

If Heathyr hadn't deleted her modelmayhem profile, I would have some better leads and more material to work with.

And goddamn the waybackmachine, half of the capture links won't even fucking load.

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.modelmayhem.com/19690

 

I once worked at a credit union, and in the beginning of that time, very, very briefly, I worked with a gorgeous, gorgeous young woman who also did some modeling. Her ModelMayhem profile said, No Porn, No Trash NO NUDES!!!!

Wanna see her? Here ya go:

http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=1009501

So, just because someone says on her ModelMayhem profile that she won't do nudes, that's not necessarily the case.

 

Good point, I guess if someone's modelmayhem page says no nudes, that doesn't mean anything. It is still possible that Heathyr Hoffman has nudes or even outright porn somewhere...

The modelmayhem profile of former "ghost hunters" cast member Ashley Troub says no nudes, but something she said on the modelmayhem forums completely contradicts that.

She said this

"My roommate cried and told me that everyone was gonna think we should move out. LOL. She was mortified by my topless photos."

And this.

My profile says no nudes. And I don't like to be asked. But I'm sure one day there will be a photographer whom I will feel comfortable doing the shoot with, and I still won't take down my NO NUDES rule anyways haha.

Here is a pic oh Ashley Troub.

 

Ashley Troub. :wow:

 

I heard that Ashley Troub once got buttfucked by Anthony Hopkins in the bathroom of a Denny's at 3 AM in Des Moines, Iowa.

 

Heathyr Hoffman blew a giraffe, once.

In Australia.

During a circus.

 

Topless shots exist, or I should say did, but they were only in possession of the photographers who she shot with and herself. She didn't like the photographer and though he was an old creppy man. Said sets are from 2005.

 

^

Terry Richardson?