Florida College Girls in their Undies!

good sweet lord.... I was so drunk that I managed to pass out on the floor without smacking a SINGLE ass? Even with a great one offered for that express purpose?

Shame on me.


funniest line from the weekend: me in a cab with 5 other law students piled in the back, trying to explain my Phun handle.

Sarah: "So wait, it's all about smacking girls on the ass?"
RBA: "Yeah more or less. I mean it could go for other things too, like reachback and grab your ankles or something... but mostly smacking asses."
Sarah: "So when are you gonna smack my ass?"
RBA: "You really don't want that honey, trust me."
Kristen: "He just doesn't want to hurt his hand on your buns of steel."
RBA: "Oh please. My Pimp Hand is made of granite."

and at that line, Kristen laughed so hard she actually had to roll down the window and throw up.

ReachBackAnd

"My pimp hand is made of granite"

yeah, it was one of those nights

 

*Sigh*

In other, completely unrelated news, Christian Slater was arrested for smacking a girl on the ass.

Reach Back and get Handcuffed

 

It's time for champagne! Actually, Coronas and limes... I'm gonna take this day off.

We'll see how it goes when I post drunk LOL

 

great post...fantastic

 

I am sooooooooooooooooo sticking around for this.


<ppssstttt.... tye....psssstttt... get out the camera and take funny pictures of drunk Kory for us.....>

 

Mwahahahaha... it has begun. It's too hot to be outside today, or I'd drink by the pool.

 

too hot?

Kory, it's never too hot. Just take off more clothes (i noticed in the pics you ended up in the background of, you're wearing jeans? wtf? i'm sending you some skirts and a half dozen pairs of bootie shorts)

 

Please stay with me for some Champagne

 

ahem... i'll take a sip o the bubbly

 

Oooo Champagne, Kory and Christopher Walken. If we had a little more cowbell this party would really be going

 

Yeah RBA Lauren was VERY dissappointed. She told me so. I had to grab both cheeks, give her a good spanking and .....ummm well lets just forget that last part...just to make up for it.

Kory I think I will join you in a Corona. It is definenty beer thirty. And although it is hot I think I have to agree with RBA, Less clothes is almost always the answer. Want me to chip in on those skirts and booty shorts?

 

The champage... has been served... to RBA, NyteWolfe... and Linus

 

Are we allowed to do shots in the Champagne Room?

And are you drunk yet Kory since you started drinking at like 1:30? If so I am prdiciting this too be the funniest thread ever. Drunken posting I better catch up.

 

LOL My goodness Linus, that was a weird choice. So you are Bill Clinton and Brooke is Al Gore, and you are illegally seeking a third term in office this year, which is not an election year?

Or is it, you and Brooke are "running partners," and you wanna get up real early all this year and go running in the morning with Brooke, maybe train for a triathalon.

It's very, very odd... the analogy is ellusive here.

 

Yes, and yes.

But I'm not drunk enough to understand the Democratic political ad that Linus made. I want to know what's going on... I CRAVE an explination.

 

Well I will follow behind her in the car or a bike I am too lazy to run but my charm makes up for it

 

ok in that case I am lining up the shots now. Any suggestions?

And I have no idea what Linus is talking about either but if it means more Brooke in '05 and/or '06 I'll jump on that band wagon.

PS me being drunk may delay the photoshoping of your hot pictures. but I have tomorrow off so they will come soon enough.

 

here is are butons