Russell Brand tears apart Katy Perry [+ Russell Tiny Cock]

Katy Perry is ripped apart by her ex-husband Russell Brand in his new documentary.
The pop star is cruelly branded “vacuous” and “plastic” and the “very thing I detest” by the man she once loved in harsh scenes from Brand: The Second Coming, filmed during their romance.
The harsh critique comes almost four years since the comedian ended his 14-month marriage by text message.
Documenting their downfall, Russell recounts how he began to loathe his A-list wife and everything she stands for following a 2010 visit to Africa for Comic Relief.
He said: “The stuff in Africa hit me really hard. I’m associated with the very thing I detest: vapid, vacuous, plastic, constructed, mindless celebrity.”
Referring to life as Katy’s husband, he added: “That’s the very sea we’re swimming in¿ ‘Oh, who’s he? He’s married to Katy Perry’.”
In the programme, which hits cinemas this week, Russell, 40, is also shown using the relationship as material for his stand-up routine where he portrays his wife, 30, as a bimbo.
Russell’s close friend Noel Gallagher then gives his take on the relationship, recounting the moment he knew the pair were destined for divorce.
He said: “[Russell] calls me up once and says, ‘What happens when she wants to watch a film and I want to watch another film? It’s doing my head in!’”
“And I was like, ‘Just let her watch the f*****g film.’ I knew at that point this ain’t gonna go much further.”
A source told Grazia magazine today: “It hurts like hell for Katy to re-live her painful marriage like this. She feels vulnerable and embarrassed.”

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Poor Katy, look at this bastard tiny cock...

 

What a douche. Sounds like he was pissed that he wasn't the most important person in the relationship.

From the pictures added, I'm not sure she's missing much

 

Is it wrong to suddenly feel much better about yourself

 

No. I was having a boring day and then I saw that and knew I could deep dick Katy Perry at least 4% deeper than a dude she married.

 

no. this guy has always seemed like a massive douche the first time i saw him. and nothing he has said or done since has improved my image of him

 

Is that a vagina on him??

 

The rumors when they divorced included tales about how Russell was into some weird sexual stuff including humiliating women. Seems from this that might be true.

 

he's a cunt. embarrassing comments

 

The adjectives he uses to describe her are accurate, but unless he's going to share old nude photos, I'm really not interested.

 

that micro penis...

 

Not sure, but Chyna's clit was bigger than whatever that thing is.

 

Bitter much?

 

it was really cold i guess

 

At least he's not afraid to show himself naked. I wish Katy Perry would do the same thing.

 

So, let me get this straight: he's going to trash one of the 3 biggest pop singers in the world (KP is worth $200 million, and beloved by many millions), brazenly betraying her trust (women will really like that part) all the while the novelty of his act (Dane Cook as an even bigger douche) vanishes as we speak. Brilliant career move.

His next movie: "Fuck me like I'm Greek."

 

To be fair, Chyna's clit is bigger than many phunners' things.

 

He's a total nob jockey but the sad thing is he'll be shagging some of the most beautiful women on the planet, famous or otherwise, until the day he does himself in and it's just cos he's Russell fucking brand and fame vampires will love to be seen out with him. And he can shag them without them feeling a thing

 

So instead of dating a fake plastic pop princess, isn't he now dating a Rothschild who's family is owed hundreds of billions by all but four countries?