Kory

Hey everybody, I missed you!

Thanks to everybody who got riled in my defense. I felt like I had a posse.
Really… it was so touching. It made my night to read what you guys were writing. It really took me up out of the dumps. Way to be men. I love you guys… I’m so impressed.

I'm going to try and touch on a few points that are important:

1) Some guys got mad that other guys were acting like I'm their friend...
It's because I am! They don't need to defend that. I consider Linusnc, Azz, SlayerEC, shoobie, phunlover and VAisforlovers etc. to be great guys, and my friends, as much as anyone you know only through online can be your friend. I couldn't wait to get up every morning and mess around with you guys. Phun.org was where I came everyday to post... You guys were smart, funny, and curteous. No one got dirty with me, or rude, and if they did, there were great mods here who protected me from that. I barely even smelled it. That's why it's awesome to post here... everyone keeps it positive! If I wanted to get in silly, urban chatroom-type spats, I would have posted elsewhere. There were two other places that I tried out. A couple times when I was starting a new post with pictures here, which was home, in a way, I'd copy the [.img][/.img]'s and the little intro to the pictures to save myself typing and html tagging, and then paste it in a new thread there. I tried the NNBoards and Anna's board, and it was dull. The NNBoards brought in some members, but I got the feeling the guys over there were about 30+ years older on average, less educated... jaded and bloodshot in the eyes from over-dosing on porn, and they already had their dicks out. It was... not savory. There were few, if any, real personalities over there. Just a bunch of PORN-sticky avatars, or skull and crossbones types.
It was an experiment for pulling in more traffic... but, a tedious one.

2) I got rich... and bought a Mercedes off my site...
*Sigh.
More like, I lost four months rent...
I was in a good situation for a minute... and then someone who knew me went Cable Guy on me... but even worse... and I had to make it disappear. I refunded everyone's money. I didn't keep a dime. Some one I knew suggested that I keep some of the money and break even. I guess I could have done that if I was a super-bitch. But I like you guys. If you trusted me enough to become member, I refuse to violate that. So it all went back, immediately... The minute my site went down, I called CCBill and told them to “give it all back tonight.” I felt like I was burning my room down, but I had to take care of you guys. You took care of me.

3) Tracking me down on the internet... it can be done... but please, please don't. You guys looked me up on Go-Daddy. When you register a domain name on Go-Daddy, they immediately try to sell you this private listing so people can't see your name. I thought about the situation good and hard, and tried to have some foresight. Sean Applegates and Ian Cockfeel to the rescue... non-people. Junk names... junk addresses, inspired by the return address on an envelope that was on my desk. Why put anything even remotely close to your address on Go-Daddy, and then pay them to hide it? Why not completely fudge it? Seriously, when the fuck would someone need to verify my address for my domain for any good reason? It's not like I'm a cyber squatter, trying to sell my domain name. I kept track of my fake information just in case they asked... but... really, fuck them.

4) What now? I’ve got to do something. I refuse to let everything I just learned about web-authoring go to waste. I personally got run over by a bus for making myself into a model, but I’ve talked to girls who run their own sites, and what happened to me was not normal. So, I’m making another site, this time with my friend. She’s from the Bahamas, and she comes from an excellent old-line family, and there are no dangerous skeletons here in America who are gonna fuck with her. She’s not even really doing it for money. Picture an exotic, good-hearted, smart version of Paris Hilton. She’s freer with her body than I am. If you still want me, I’ll stick around here, posting for you guys. But it’s gonna be my best friend that’s on the site. I might make a few cameos here and there with photo sets and fansigns for our site, but the new star is definitely her. You guys were probably getting sick of me, anyway. My friend is much hotter than I am. When she walks in a club, everyone practically stops talking. I don’t get that kind of reaction. She has long legs, a tight… ridiculously smoking stomach… and she gets so tan in the summer… oh, I just wanna lick her. On the stomach. So I’ll still be around, if you want. I’ll be bringing you a new girl, who, like me, you haven’t seen before a thousand times. I think that’s a pretty good thing. We can keep having fun.

I know there’s stuff I forgot to mention here. I stick around in the forum for a few minutes and see if I can remember, and answer your questions.

 

Gotta say, I think its posts of this quality that lead to so many people here liking you posting and contributing. Couple that with your good looks and thats a perfect recipe. Why does bad shit always happen to good people?

I know i wont be alone in wishing you well for your next project. The guys here sure will be gald about the suggestion of occassional guest appearances.

 

Well said PKK. And super well done on not letting the idiot "win". That my lady, is true strength! See you around on phun!!!!!

 

That sucks so bad that someone had to fuck with you. You are smokingly beautiful, incredibly intelligent, and sincerely sweet. Perfect.

You really should really have your own section for you on your new website. If that stalker situation has been taken care of atleast. Because you definitely have that something that makes guys stop in there tracks and stare, girls too. I think a good part of it is the personality and the personableness that you have. Just your smile is inviting and friendy and alluring, the girl of a lot of guys dreams.

C

 

I would like to wish you the best of luck in all that you may do, you take care of yourself and be safe out. Keep that pretty smile.

 

wow.. haha ur hot, and REALLY nice.. not very often u find that in anyone.

 

Nice to hear from you

 

It's a fact of life... always bad shit happens to good people ... I don't know what it is, like a magnet sometimes, when your feeling good it just seems to attract the wrong attention a make a bad name for us guys.

It's obvious that your intelligent, street smart, & a sexy girl so I'm confident that things will work out for you in the end.

Good luck in your new endevour, its sounds like it'll turn into a fine success & hopefully you stick around the phun forums!

 

Thanks guys, Molotov Cocktail, Maniac5, Lusting, Apathy, Chogal.

Hey Linusnc. How things been...

If anybody wants to PM me their email, I'll send them an alert in a week or so when the new site goes up.

I'm spending this week with my friend, taking pictures. Spring Break, baby

Is anybody headed anywhere hot?

 

I am glad to see you back here...and for the record, I don't think any of us were getting sick of you...again, I'm glad to see you back

 

Best of luck Kitty, and good hearing from you. All the best in the future.

 

Welcome back

Hope that everything is oke with you

 

PKK it has to been said that youve handled that very well
its great to see you back and not letting that mofo take you down
and i guess we are your posse just because youre so nice and strong
i wish all the luck in the world with your new 'project'
i hope to see you around here for a long long time

peace Ilya

 

Kory...live your dream and NEVER give up!

 

Thanks Tequilya, and barf1... Barf? Seriously...

Nice to see you again Toteki... Yesterday I balled up your fansign and threw it out the window at an animal... some of those pages are still sitting around

 

Keep it true PKK..and you will go far..I will be in Vegas for spring break and March madness..I will be looking forward to the new sight.....

 

Im going to hawaii.. i cant wait to get out of new hampshire, its so damn cold here.

 

Is that good or bad ??

 

Well welcome back gorgeous, and I cant say much more than everbody else has said, so I wish you all the luck in whatever you do.

Glad to see ya back!!!

 

I am down here in Miami, it's nice down here. Good to have you back and I am glad all is well again