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Jessica Alba Interview Mag

Discussion in 'Celebrity Photos' started by linusnc, Mar 23, 2005.

  1. linusnc

    linusnc Short Pants White Boy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 15 Year Member

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  2. DRFTRX

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    Jessica Alba and Jessica Beil are the two women that no matter how crap my day has been (ie today) seeing pictures of them seem to make things ok. I guess it reassuring to know that "the big fella upstairs" got something right.

    Now where did I put my bottle of gold label.
     
  3. sandino

    sandino Jessica's Pimp

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    you mean THIS half-full bottle? ;-)
     
  4. Halitosis Joe

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    oh the things I could do to her
     
  5. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Yeah like wash her car, walk her dog, mowe her lawn, etc, etc... while i go and show her all 1000 positions of the Kama Sutra. :D
     
  6. Halitosis Joe

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    no I was thinknig more along the lines of telling her to cook me some dinner and iron my clothes
     
  7. sandino

    sandino Jessica's Pimp

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    .....and cleaning your toenails .....muhahahahaha
     
  8. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    That is such a sick fetish. :(
     
  9. asus

    asus Pussy Lover

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    what a waste. a chick like that needs to be bent like a pretzel a few times. I think Linus has the right idea, but I believe there are 1003 positions in the Kama Sutra :)
     
  10. wtfazzhole

    wtfazzhole Munchin on Pussy ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 15 Year Member Original Phun Crew

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    Linus?! that is my idea. Noopne knows sexual positions like me. I have all the training watching my gig's of porn. ;)
     
  11. Porn Star

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    jessica alba has a mission this week... to make me jerk off a lot more then usual
     

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