Christina Aguilera ...Linus, DO NOT open this thread (LOL)

tho' you posted a couple of these pics before...here she is....arriving at her Engagement Party (told ya, don't open this thread ) ...last 2 pix gonna kill ya (damn!! she likes to suck lips)

 

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee grows cold
Look over there! Where?
There's a lady that I used to know
She's married now or engaged or something so I am told

Tonights the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth
Look over there! Where?
Here comes Xtina with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much and so there goes your proof

But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's marked down as dead
Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands from her head
I get so mean around this scene

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
Theres something going wrong around here...round here

 

You have got to be kidding me, That guy is so ugly. I don't see what she sees in him. That makes me sick. I feel sorry for there kids if they ever have any

 

I still say he must bang her with that 16 inch nose of his. He's way past ugly. We're talking Fugly.

 

this guy is so ugly...!!
check his fucking face and her boobs of course

 

what the fuck is happening here???
this just cant be true...mayb we all stand a chance after all

 

i luv this song...LOL..its one of those songs that keeps playing in your head all day...

 

Damn he is a lucky bastard. So I guess this is her future husband. He does look pretty dorky. But he must have something working for him if he has her.

 

damn hahaha homeboy is ugly LOL

 

fuck his teeth and ears alone make me cringe. He must fall in the "makes her laugh" category

 

or learned to play piano ron jeremy style haha

 

wat song is this?

 

I heard he's a record producer or some shit. Why would she need to marry a record producer? She's got the talent to make it without sucking her way to the top, doesn't she?

 

But look, he makes her laugh, isn't that what's important. Woman say it all the time.

yeah I don't think so.

 

I think he works for her management company, but you're absolutely right
she has some of the best vocals in the business.

 

Love is deaf, dumd and blind, maybe she is tired of playing games?

 

i would do somethin serious to that girl. straight nasty. keebler elf style. sweet find.

 

this guy and Federline give me hope that someday, an troll like me may have a chance with a princess... but then i usually wake up and go back to scaring the goats on my bridge... damn goats

 

that guy looks like a rat with *HUGE* horse teeth