Amy Schumer - topless (covered) in Pirelli calendar

Won't be long until her sextape is "leaked"....

 

She's not fat. If you don't like her that's cool, but if you think she's fat I question whether or not you've been naked with a real woman at any point. I can probably guarantee anyone of us sit on a stool like that we'd all have rolls at our midsection.

 

Especially guys that frequent sites like this.

(see profile pic)

 

Do you even lift bro? Speak for yourself, I hit the gym regularly.

She is both fat and not fat depending on who you're talking about I guess. She's not fat relatively speaking when being compared to the numerous grossly overweight masses in America. She is fat when compared to anyone that focuses on health and fitness like most of the other celebrities.

 

Yummy

 

Glad I clicked.....for the comments.
As for the picture...........................

 

She's fat. Even fatter than I remember.
And why the assumption that guys have never been with a woman if they don't dig flab ?

 

We can't all be Keith Hernandez.

 

the downfall of calendars has begun

 

this is very stupid. whether you think she's fat or not, the hair, makeup and pose are all intentionally unflattering but just erotic enough to make you uncomfortable. same with the whole calendar. what point are they trying to make? no one wants to buy a calendar with underwear pictures of neil degrasse tyson, bill gates, edward witten, and mark zuckerberg, but that doesn't mean we don't respect them. not everyone has to be sexy, but the people who get photographed for sexy calendars do.

 

even if everyone in this thread were a morbidly obese virgin, that wouldn't alter their ability to say whether she makes a good erotic model or not. they're comparing her to other models, not to themselves or their girlfriends. that's like saying that if someone with no medical training were made the surgeon general of the united states, no one who didn't have a medical degree could legitimately complain about it.

 

She's not fat - she's chubby, there is a difference

thats a terrible picture btw, serena's picture was awful as well

 

yes my friend helped

 

This is the funniest comment I've ever read on Phun, even if unintentional.


It sounds like something that would be in a commercial for a gay dating website. :lol2:

 

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-you-even-lift

 

I think its making a statment drawing attention to that double standard between men and women. No one wants to see those guys in underwear in a calendar, but they're also not expected to be and their appearance isnt treated like the first/most important thing about them by the general public, as is usually the case for famous women.

 

Yep, as if "lifting" is required in order to be physically fit.

 

She looks a little heavy here but at least it's real fat from eating food and not something implanted into her body. I always loved Amy and I would be glad to have her as my woman.