Never Gonna Get It (But perchance to dream...)

Just for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AbjYmLIIGE

Let's face facts, there are celebrities who are never going to pose nude, perform nude or release a sex tape. When I see comments like, "if she wants to remain relevant she better keep up with Miley Cyrus," I usually laugh, because Miley is the exception to the rule. You can't apply Miley's behavior to Katy Perry. Katy is worth millions of $$$, so she's already relevant, no matter what you might think.

Selena Gomez doesn't need to show you her tits because she knows you squirrels are going to lust after her like a fat acorn no matter what.

Emanuelle Chriqui is not going to be baring her asymetrical tits anytime soon. She's had plenty of opportunities to do so, but has so far preferred to be a tease. Count on that being the status quo.

The simple fact is, 99% of the actresses/celebs you wish to see naked in some commercial fashion is never going to happen. Sorry to be a buzzkill, but history is on my side.

Frankly I don't have a problem with this. Having lusted after countless women, real and imagined, over the past 4 decades, I've learned to take reality in stride.

So here's my question to you:

Which celeb would love to see naked but know you never will, and why?


I'd love to see Rita Ora pose nude, especially for a raw photographer like Terry Richards (yes, I know she posed for him already) or especially Holly Randall. But there's just no way that is ever going to happen. If she's not willing to go topless on a yacht in Ibiza, it's likely she never will.

 

Elizabeth Olsen, Emma Stone and Emma Roberts.

Liz and Emma just strikes me as rather prude persons that will only show their goods to their loved ones. As far as Emma Stone goes its just a hunch i have that she wont do it.

 

Oldboy (2013)

 

+ Martha Marcy May Marlene

 

It's not about thems that does, but about thems that don't.

 

Megan Fox

 

Well I have to say my normal on this one.

Amy Lee

I just don't think it will ever happen.

 

Kristen bell and deborah ann woll.

 

Flippy said Liz probably won't but we are just pointing out she has.

 

Fair enough.

 

It never helps when they have a kid.

 

Rachel Bilson

 

There's one name that immediately comes to mind....

Lacey Chabert.

Normally, I would say 'never say never' (especially when if two years ago you would have told me we would see Victoria Justice nude via leaks and Alexandria Daddario nude on an HBO show, I would have said there was absolutely no way), but it's pretty much guaranteed that Lacey Chabert will never show the goods publicly. I would bet my life on it.

Minka Kelly is another one comes to mind, but I think it's still slightly possible with her. Lacey Chabert is the one name though who I like a lot and am 100% certain will never get nude on film or for a photoshoot (or for that matter, ever have nudes leaked out).

 

even before the kid, she has just always come across as the type that would never ever provide me with the goodies
I could think of many many more, but she immediately popped into my head when I began reading this thread

 

My vote would be for Amy Acker. I find her very sexy but with all the attention Hollywood places on large breasts, small breasted ladies tend not to strip off. And this is to bad. IMHO, and just in my opinion, I would rather see a cute A cub then a D cup any day.

 

None of them will properly before long, what with CGI 'nudity' getting used more as it becomes more convincing :|

 

Well that is why we have telephoto lens, hackers and angry exes

 

Julia stiles is still top of my list, in her prime she was amazing, even now she still looks good!

 

Sophia Bush. Since "The Hitcher" I dreamed of seeing her at least topless, but this will probably never happen...

Same thing for Dianna Agron, but the gods had mercy on this one. Can´t wait for "Bare" beeing released.

 

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