Chelsea Handler - on a mountain looking for her dog 12/26/14 Twitpic

Mother Teresa had better tits.

 

Nice Tetons!

 

These nude outbursts are her way to keep her name out in the public eye; remember her Nexflix show doesn't air until early 2016. Just about every straight male that watched her E! show has wanted to she her naked; sure she teased about being nude during her show, but her tits, pus, and ass where always either blurred out or "blacked barred"; those shower skit would've been great uncensored especially that last one on her final episode. Hell even her few pics in Playboy were censored; all of which leading to a major case of blue balls. So it makes sense for her to actually finally show "the goods" and I'm grateful, but I wish she would get both Whitney Cummings and Natasha Leggero in on a few of these nude pics.

As for Chelsea looking to hook up with so one, I remember reading she was involved with one of the heads of Neflix, kind of like what she did when she first got her E! Show, date the boss and it's all smooth sailing.

Well it might be over if these publicity stuns fail to generate an audience for her new show. There's supposed to be a lot of money going into her Netflix show, so the stakes are very high. If it fails to find a big loyal audiences, then yeah I would say her career would be almost over; but there's always milf porn and Chelsea definitely has the body for it. I'm sure many of her straight male fans would pay good money to watch Chelsae Handler fuck on film, something with good lighting similar to the Farrah Abraham sextape; now would truly break the internet. If she wanted to, Chelsea could become a bigger porn star than Jenna Jameson.

 

this woman is so fucking gross

 

She should give James Deen a call.

 

She, Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer should do a show together where they tell jokes and then remove their clothing. Kind of like a Comedy Network version of the Naked News format. :!:

 

I'm not sure...are all these nude pics posted on social media her attempt at coming out as a nudist? Or is she just a vapid airhead?

 

And yet you're here commenting on her. Who's the stupid one again?

 

Sounds a little bit like a jk idea...

 

But it is a good one me thinks, especially the getting naked part.

 

Any idea that involves women getting naked is a good one . . .

 

lol I never referred to her as being stupid per se. She just doesn't seem to have much going on other than posting nude selfies on various social media

 

Funny you should mention it, because after I wrote it I was thinking the very same thing. :tongue:


Kudos for your astuteness.

 

lol...no. She actually has time off from her work. She's going to be doing a Netflix show which has been known about for over 6 months now. If you would, in the future, take more than 2 seconds and look at what she's going to be doing instead of making fun of her for things she's earned (time off), that would be helpful. Also, she's already explained why she's doing the random topless shots so again, take a bit of time and/or pay attention, that would be helpful.

 

BTW, love the new Avatar Herb. Jerry Stiller isn't it?

 

You mean the story about being part of the "Free the Nipple Campaign"? I hate to break it to you and the rest of the Phun board members, but the Free the Nipple Campaign is nothing but a giant PR stunt to promote the Free the Nipple documentary. Around the week of Thanksgiving, Entertainment Tonight interviewed Lina Esco, the actress behind this faux movement and she sheepishly confessed that "movie/documentary" was created first then the "movement". Linda Esco and a bunch of other D list and Z list actresses, yeah most if not all of the women in this documentary are actresses and the cops are actors as well, just made a documentary and they're disguising it as a feminist movement to get celebrities to jump on the band wagon and promote their film. Surprisingly it worked, it just shows you how quickly people jump into a movement that's using social media without knowing the true facts behind that movement. Korny2012 anyone.

 

Yep. All part of the "Festivus" season from Seinfeld.

Anything to get the young ladies to voluntarily show us their bare titties is a good thing, in my book. :thumbsup:

 

Chelsea hopefully will start airing her crack too.

 

Well she has showed her back crack, when she did that Kim K comparison; now I'm just waiting to see the front crack.

 

Do you think Chelsea has never shown her front crack, because it looks like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil?