Farrah Abraham decides to strip (no pics)

Ok, did anyone NOT see this coming? Farrah has decided to do "research" just like Jen Aniston did. The difference of course being that Jen Anniston actually had a reason to do her research other than the Benjamins. Also I really doubt that Jen got naked on any stage in any club she visited.

http://www.inquisitr.com/1409638/farrah-abraham-working-in-austin-strip-club-for-research-purposes/

 

Nothing this woman does surprises me anymore. Shocked there aren't any pics of this. I thought she'd be begging to be papped.

 

We have to have some phunsters who live in Austin, maybe one of them could stop in and give us an eyewitness report.

 

She's already taken it up the ass on camera, I think just stripping is a step up for her.

 

I was really pissed that her pole dance\striptease scene from her second tape was edited to down only a few seconds. From what they did show, Farrah has skills on the stripper pole. She knows how to move her body, keep rhythm, and look sexy all at the same time. I just wish Vivid hadn't butchered that scene like they did; the pole dance striptease was one of the main reasons I bought that DVD.

 

I'm not all that sure that having dollar bills stuffed in her g-string and giving handies and bjs in the VIP is a step up.

 

I love how a bunch of guys who devote so much of their time to fapping here get so high and mighty, as if they're somehow better than the girls they're looking at with Mr. Happy in their hands.

There's plenty to criticize about Farrah Abraham. She's a moron and a liar, and all that's fair game. But on this board, full of guys who are only here to jack off looking at women with whom they could never hope to score, the only thing anyone can think of to ding her for is doing the one they value most about any woman: getting naked and being willing to fuck.

You guys must be really proud to be you.

 

Wow, you certainly put us all in our place! I feel so dirty! Please brother leviathan, please lead me to your higher level of Zen like consciousness! Please tell me where you preach so that I may be filled with your enlightenment! Oh White Knight, oh Sir Galahad who slays our very souls with the power of you advanced intellect, show me the path to thy righteousness! For thou are so much better then they fellow phunsters, indeed, so much better than the rest of mankind. I know that you, who have no need of a sense of humor are here on earth to show us all the error of our ways. For yours is the way , for thine is the kingdom, for thine is the po.... oh wait, that's right, last I checked you weren't......... so in all seriousness how long have you been dating Ms Abraham?

 

You're still no better than any woman here you fap to. You never were, you never will be.

 

That's enough of that.