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Celebrity Headlines We'd Like to See

Discussion in 'Celebrity Extra' started by gallatin, Jul 28, 2014.

  1. gallatin

    gallatin

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    "Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Move to Remote Island and Vow to Never Be Seen or Heard From Ever Again"


    "Jessica Alba - Cash Warren Sex Tape Released by Vivid Video. Even Hardcore Perverts Will Be Shocked By What They See."


    "Justin Bieber Gets a Beatdown by His Neighbors. Paramedics Say They Doubt He Will Survive."


    "Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to Appear Topless in Spring Break 2"

    :p :D
     
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  2. MadamMeow

    MadamMeow Hiding in the shadows... Staff Member ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    Lmao, those especially the first one are great. :D

    How about:
    "Jessica Lowndes, Alexandra Daddario and Megan Fox Just a Few Named So Far to Star on HBO's First Celebrity Nudist Reality Show"
     
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  3. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    "Chad Kroeger in traffic accident with scissor delivery van. Penis cut off by flying pruning shears"
     
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    Spiderswims married Ben Affleck , after that Ben stated never ever staring again.
     
  5. Big Bamboo!

    Big Bamboo! Staff Member ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 15 Year Member Phun HERO

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    "Rita Ora made pregnant by local security advisor after performance at the Isle of Wight festival" :lol:
     
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  6. Billy Sastard

    Billy Sastard One thousand brown M&Ms ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ Ten Years of Phun

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    "Avril Lavigne pregnant. Vows to call baby Billy or Billie after greatest love"
     
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  7. d1storted

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    "Babe forum sits stunned as Playboy introduces 3-some photoshoots."
     
  8. Gutex0

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    and every included Hef :)
     
  9. firerider

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    "Kristen Stewart admits...yes that's me and Nikki Reed on that sex tape."

    Also

    "Leaked Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne romp on yacht."
     
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  10. gallatin

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    "VH1 to Begin Airing Uncensored Celebrity Version of Dating Naked. Couples Set to Appear Include Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko Playing a Game of Ring Toss, also Julianne Hough and Peter North on a First Date Go to a Spa to Get Facials."
     
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    "Jennifer Aniston releases cunt and asshole closeups to fans as an apology for wasting everyone's time for 20 years"
     
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    "Jennifer Aniston Flashes Oscars...Saying "Are You Happy Now!"
     
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    "Heathyr Hoffman shoots crazed stalker in the nuts and sits there insulting him until he passes out from blood loss"
     
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  14. gallatin

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    "Miley Cyrus Wardrobe Malfunction Reveals That She Is Really Justin Beiber with Prosthetic Boobs and Tiny Tiny Weiner Wrapped Backwards and Inserted Up His Own A-Hole"
     
  15. gallatin

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    "Christina Applegate Holds Charity Auction to Sell 500 High Resolution Topless Photos Taken on Her 19th Birthday"

    "Man Named Gallatin Buys Photos and Immediately Scans and Shares Them on Phun.org"
     
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    Gillian Anderson shoots unsimulated hardcore sex scene
     
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    Heathyr Hoffman and Haswell announce pregnancy
     
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  18. gallatin

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    ...then authorities escort Haswell back to his cell :lol:
     
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    "Justin Bieber Furious as Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, Selena Gomez Sex Tape is Released in 1080p"
     
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  20. gallatin

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    "U.S. Supreme Court Rules That the Presence of a Camera Makes All So-Called Reality Shows Completely Fake and Unreal and Therefore Can No Longer Be Referred to as Reality"

    "All Major Television Networks Worldwide Cancel All Reality Show Programming and Halt Production on Future Episodes"

    "Papparazzi and TMZ to Begin Ignoring Reality Celebs Treating Them Like the Nobodies They Are"

    "TV Network Executives Scramble to Find Programming That Actually is Worth Watching"
     
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