Jennifer Aniston Boycott!

never watch shitcoms, or any of her movies. i only click her threads here if "bikini" is in the title

 

Marisa Tomei did her nude scenes later in her career and they were fantastic.

I think we are off topic but whatever

 

There was Untamed Heart which was earlier, but still a great example of great nudity from a more experienced actress.

What topic?

 

Didn't the topless scene come out years later? I'm not counting that.

 

Has to be counted. We still know what they looked like when she was younger.

 

ok. for the sake of mrs Aniston, and i have contacted her and she has approved me saying this...
yes i know her
and yes, i have had many many "close interment encounters" with her,
normally i dont come on here and blow my own horn but for this, like i said, its important, and again, she has endorsed my comment

having seen mrs Anistone nude, i will tell you she is, in reality, blurry and pixelated. thats right, when she takes off her cloths all her privet parts are "censored" even from me

she has always assumed that its becouse if they were in focuses the shear sexiness of them would simply kill a man

this affliction has tormented her for her entire life, its hard for her to simply wipe after peeing becouse she cant find anything, she has to just feel around in the blurry spot for the damp bits
foreplay is almost imposable because you cant actually see her "little man in the boat" so you just lick at random and hope your not suckling her anus, this of course make intercourse very difficult, lets just say its a good thing jen likes anal, cause you cant really see the target. her breast are a little clearer, but still, blurry nibbles, so again you just lick and see by the reaction if your close

this has messed with her self esteem as you can tell, she hates doing nudes, and hates having to bear her body, its been something she has fought with her entire life.

we tried spray painting her once, that did not help, she looked like a pixelated blue man.

anyway, i hope this clears this up.

 

Next I say we throw piles of shit on Jennifer Love Hewitt...God knows SHE's been working that tit angle of hers for faaar too long to corrupt innocent young men like myself into hoping she'll take her shirt off one day...OFF WITH HER HEAD TOO! ROFL...get over it dude...too much time on your hands I'd say

 

he needs to get a girlfriend or a pet snake, he actually OPENED A NEW SCREEN NAME to push this nonsense

probably that every chick should be in playboy mope

 

No it isn't

 

Lindsay Lohan just showed her young and beautiful titties in that new movie and IMO they're much nicer than Aniston's.
Aniston needs to do a full frontal shot with a nice slow-mo pan to an ass shot...otherwise I just don't give a shit anymore if she ever gets nekkid.

 

Yeah, does anybody know why Jk2012 got banned. His posts annoyed the crap outta me and I'm curious. I think Jen is the biggest tease and prude in the world and personally I've gotten sick of her. By the time she finally shows her tits, they'll be down around her ass and no one will care!

 

JK got banned? When did that happen?

 

jk was banned for saying something stupid. Let that be a cautionary tale for everyone.

 

Or we have more going on in our lives so we don't give a damn.

 

This.


I do understand his point though about misleading claims. Bait and switch is illegal in almost every other business, but Hollywood manufactures fantasy so it doesn't apply.

 

:buttkick:

 

Same here. Also applies to JLH. I do agree with the intent of the "petition" though. I think she should be penalized for being implicit in allowing her PR team and the studios to dupe the horny males, er, I mean paying customers. She gets a cut of the movie profits so she is as guilty as anyone for the misleading advertising and "leaking" of her supposed nude scenes which never materialized. :2cent:

Poor jk. He was an idiot-savant, without the "savant" part.

 

WTF is that all about? :33:

I want to see Lacey Chabert naked, then I can die a happy man.

 

Encouraging this silliness.

 

Really? Get that stick out of your ass and let people have some fun. Killjoy. :28: