The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I was gonna suggest that.

 

Anja : Ahhhhhhh insect!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insect : Ahhhhhhhhh big fat thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anja : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Insect : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Anja : *swat* *swat* *swat*

Insect : *panic* *fly* *fly* *panic*

Anja : *swat* *swat* *swat*

Insect : *fly in face*

Anja : Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Insect : Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Anja : *run*

Insect : *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant *pant* *look around* *pant* *pant* *pant* *cautiously fly around*.....has it gone?.....*look around some more*......it's gone!!!....I defeated a monster!!!

 

No.

I just said: Oh no no no no no oh nonononono

 

Well, you do have poisonous scorpions and some such!

 

I'm absolutely horrified of these things. They don't even sting or something, they're these long-legged flying things that make an annoying humming sound as they fly along the walls and ceiling. But they terrify me!!!

 

Sounds like they'd terrify me too.

 

Okay. It's either gone or hiding in my bed. I'm going back to bed now. aranoid:

 

It'll get you in your sleep.

 

Good Night Yay!

 

Some, but not so much in the city however.

If it's what I think it is, what you described is actually a mosquito killer.

Sweet dreams!

 

That is what I was thinking too, Scribe.....

 

I had one in the house the other day. They're pretty clumsy but otherwise harmless. I managed to get him outside and onto his quest to kill those little stinging bastards.

 

Before it got hot here, I would have the back door open for ventilation and to let the dogs go and come as they pleased. The result was many of these flying thingies coming into the house.....I mean dozens.

 

well?

 

I don't doubt it. One aspect of the desert I've always appreciated is the lack of flying insects. Unless you live near water (and I don't mean swimming pools - unless they've gone sour) you just don't see many flies or skeeters or what have you. Mothes in late spring are about the most prevalent and then they're gone.

 

Deep.

 

sup mate?

 

Nada. Just chillin. You?

 

same. still in wisc
turns out ill be here till about june 18 unless something changes
not happy scribe.
not happy at all

 

That's fucked dood.

Looks like I'm headed to Phoenix afterall. My sister and I are going to get a house and take over homecare for my parents from my niece. This should happen in July, soonest.