The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Indians : Who They Are And Why They Dance So Much.

 

I would so take that course.

 

I can teach you right here.


Their brains are the size of small peas.

 

You know that technically you are one of them, right?

 

DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY THAT!!


YOU FAILED....YOU FAIL....YOU GET AN F....GET THE FUCK OUT.

 

Dance for me.

 

I will beat you to a bloody pulp.

 

To a powerful soundtrack of Indian dance music.

 

To Beethoven's 3rd.

 

I bet you could even dance to that.

 

I'm British.

 

Hmmmmm. :33:

 

Prove it.

 

How to tell if you're English :

You're not a committed republican (which in England means "opponent of the monarchy", not "conservative"). You think that the Queen hasn't put a foot wrong, and you may or may not think that Charles will make a particularly good king, but you can't imagine having a president instead.

Check.

You're not all that interested in baseball, basketball or American football.

Check.

You probably have a vague belief in God, but you prefer not to talk or think too much about such matters. You think that the Americans are far too religious, and, while you're respectful and tolerant towards British Muslims, you know that you'd never take your faith (if you have one) as seriously as they take theirs.

Check.


You think of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC etc. as cheap food.

Check.

You don't consider insects, dogs, cats, monkeys, or guinea pigs to be food, though traditional English regional fare does include some exciting surprises like tripe and onions, saveloys and jellied eels.

Check.



You refer to the smallest room as the 'toilet'. You prefer to reserve the term 'bathroom' for the room, possibly separate, which actually contains the bath.

Check.

The date comes first: 03.09.39. (And you know what happened on that date)

Check.

You'd like to have a wide variety of choices for almost anything you buy.

Check.

 

Anyway...what course are you taking....and what do you mean "another"....I didn't know you were already taking one.

 

Hmmm. And how many umbrellas do you own?

 

I told you about the one I have already signed up for, about personality disorder. This other one is about online addiction, which I personally find very funny because I'll be just sitting there, secretly checking off all the symptoms.

 

One....and it's monogrammed.

 

You did?...I don't remember.


Why did you take it then?

 

Handkerchiefs?