The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

i can help with the immigration stuff, im an illegal Canadian mexican that snuk (how do you spell snuck) across the boarder of Kentucky to gain access to the federal welfare system im currently living off of by working 16 hours a day.. so im your guy dood.

 

Are you suggesting that Jack is psychoanalyzing you?

 

A little insomnia, happens now and then. Got about 4 hours of sleep so I'll be hittin' the hay early tonight. Could use a nap right now in fact.

He does now.

 

i can help with the immigration stuff, im an illegal Canadian mexican that snuk (how do you spell snuck) across the boarder of Kentucky to gain access to the federal welfare system im currently living off of by working 16 hours a day.. so im your guy dood.

i thought he got that sorted back around.

 

I am pretty sure that Canadian Mexicans are cool, NAFTA

 

He does that to everyone.

 

Does he do it for a living or just for fun?

 

yes he is pshy.. im not typing all that... all of us.. he has a book, its very neatly written and each post he puts a little note, a little judgmental note
and then at the end of the week, month or whatever he sits down with is scholarly friends and they commence to determining what we are about.. if we smoke, drink, laugh cry, if we are in there minds normal or if we have some sort of twisted mind aliment .

and for me, i pose the biggest challenge become i know what he is doing, so i slip in little key notes here and there that serve only to skew and confuse his research.
i can alway tell when ivv accomplished my goal becouse he always answers my question or request to try somethign with either a question himself or a statement related to what i said. just watch. .. youll see.

i have that very badly, at its worst i end up for 3 to 4 days, almost go nutz... so now i use lunesta, its heaven.
im on one n....

 

dood we are the worst,
here is the issue
mostly we can speak the language, except we say aboot a lot. and eh?
we are white, so there is no real way to make the general public to hate us
we are wonderfully kind and very caring so again no way to make them hate us like that

but there is a huge give a way
when we call a sofa a chesterfield, thats it NAFTA climb out of trees ad chain us up
then throw us in a tuck and ship us back to the office
were we make coffee, straiten up the rest rooms and sweep
untile we are escorted to a bus loaded and chained to the seats
most of us help them chian us, it can take some time so .. you know nice thing to do
then they drive us to our native land, Chicago.. and let us out. were we find ourselves once again seeking the EL to take us back to midway airport so we can try and catch a flight and get home by dinner.

 

I have my eye on you! I see your spots leopard

 

*makes note*

Signs of paranoia.

 

It's a compulsion.

 

So your saying that northern Minnesota has already been taken over by Canadian Mexicans?

For the sake of efficiency, it is the reasonable thing to do ... I probably shouldn't tell you this, but my grandma calls a sofa a davenport.

I think it is well known that everyone in North America was born in a hospital in Chicago.

 

im unaware of jacks employment situation
i was tending to think he is part of a high end tech support team that only had to work once a year when one very special and scary thing went wrong and he would make tons of cash all at once.
but then i saw the "oh god my computer got a bug and i cant fixi it" post that bamma fan talked him down from and now im just not sure of his employment status

judging by his now exampled tech knowledge, he could very well be a DOCTOR.

 

Dude, don't call me paranoid. I'm not paranoid!

 

that cant be good spider,
that just can not be good

 

I think he's a spook

 

lol
chesterfield (a candian company that made sofas) is Canadian for davenport that was a Midwest company that made sofas.
all my grand parents called it a davenport. has a nice warm homey sound to ti. davenport
makes me think of sitting and watching a black and white tv.. eating a hard tasteless cooke and watching bugs bunny and that dumb duck.

 

*makes note*

Show's signs of delusional grasp on reality