The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

What's his wife's name?

 

Why?

 

It'll be on his profile.

 

A girl on fb.

You need to work on your spelling first.

 

True.

 

I told her you might. Go for it.

 

You have me and Michelle. That's enough.

I don't know. She looks scary.

I did.

 

Also on your social skills.

 

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How could I do that?

 

There are courses for that. I'm becoming a trainer for social skills courses next year, I can tell you then.

 

Abandon your Victorian values for one and step on into the 21st century. No one likes a hoity toity toff these days.

 

Meanwhile, be friendly, smile a lot (drop this smiley: :neutral, learn to like small talk, ask questions about them and don't present too much of your inner psychodelic turmoils.

 

Oh, and don't call them bitch, whore etc. Also, go easy on the fuck you's.

 

You don't know any social skills now? I'm thinking recipe for disaster here.

 

Don't call them "dear" either. Say honey or sweetie. "Dear" is what our grandparents call us.

 

And always compliment their shoes.

 

I believe I know a few, I meant I'm becoming a qualified trainer to start working with Jack in a professional way.

 

And if you have nothing nice to say, lie. But do it convincingly, otherwise shut the fuck up, or casually change the subject to shoes.