The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Come on. You have to stay up until my lunch break!!

 

When is that?

 

Okay, one more smoke....

 

Brrrr

 

It's now.

 

Well, not quite. Waiting for my co-worker to relieve me.

 

“I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.” —Lord Byron

 

What takes her so long?? Bitch.

 

patience is a virtue

 

Well, you'll have to kill time with tab cuz I can barely keep my eyes open, and I still have to walk home. In the cold. Alone.

Bummer.

Still, my bed ought to be warm when I get there. Adios yay

 

No it's not. Virtue means pure. What does patience have to do with it??

 

I was always told that it was Scribe :cry:

 

Don't let him pick on you...............the literal meaning of "virtue" isn't in play there.

 

hello there sir

 

Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

 

I am a woman of virtue myself.

 

Hi Aftab.

 

No snow, just rain.

 

Hello Jack, How've you been mate?

 

01. Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.
02. Every great man was thought to be insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane.
03. I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work.
04. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's funnier.
05. When in doubt, do it.
06. A crappy life is a great excuse to live a crappy life.
07. Always apologize first--it annoys the crap out of people.
08. "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser.
09. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder.
10. There's a one-in six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead.
11. Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.
12. The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."
13. Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant.
14. Born free. Taxed to death.
15. I don't suffer from insanity--I enjoy every minute of it.
16. We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse.
17. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
18. Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.
19. If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you.
20. Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.
21. No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
22. Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.
23. Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on.
24. Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.
25. God bless America. But God, please help Canada.