The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

The vid is on my camera, not my phone. It'll have to wait 'til tomorrow.

 

ok, ill find something else to to then
damn scribe ive no idea why but im back down staring at hte edge of my desk again
i really think im not willing to give the effort to hold myself in my own chair.

what is becoming of me


im thinking that jack isnt to interested in chatting with me anymore, he never sticks around to long. damnit.

 

Inuk sees 'em year round.

I've seen lots of shit burn.

Oh fuck me.... An Air Force C17 transport just landed while while I stood dumbly looking on. :shock:

 

I'm here, just popping in and out.

 

ok thats funny
my brother in law was in the airforce,
i was chatting and wanted to tell him i had seen a stealth bomber doing a holding pattern over my house in suprise arizona while the air show was going on at luke airforce base,

it went like this.

me: dood guess what i saw in a landing pattern

him: if you tell me one of the fucking C17 pieces of shit ill fucking hit you!


so i guess scribe if you meet him
well. anyway
neat.

 

like my penis did when i was younger and could find women to pop it in and out of.
but now im married
so i just look at it and wonder what will ever become of the poor little bugger.

 

Perhaps some sort of harness with block and tackle apparatus is in order. You could make it a weekend project.

Jack has become a lurky-loo.


Well now, how interesting. I can see the tails of two more 747s parked on the tarmac next to the BA. The markings look asian. Hmmmm :33:

 

I think he was talking about his goat.

 

sounds like you should have some nice photos soon

yes i could work on a harness i suppose. but really when you think about it, if i havent the ambition to pull myself back into the chair, then im not really going to hold out hope for me getting up the muster to make anything.

i may lean over there and grab a pop tart.
but then i would have to open it.
damn all this work.


well i for one miss his thoughts.
they made me laugh
he inspired me.
and made me want to be a small English boy that fears his cat

 

im not much into the goat thing
i get the joke,
i mean i would have to be just this side of drool on my face and someone changing me not to
but i have yet to take part.
but i think you for the effort non the less

i wonder
are you going to photo them or video them?
the big ass babys your about to do...

 

Do you view me as a small English boy?

 

The goat joke has grown too old.....but people won't stop using it.

 

well i did it.
i leaned over and grabbed the pop tart and about fell out of my chair onto my ass
so i had to resort myself agian so im back up and ready for the third round of sliding.

anybody wanna bet on weather or not my useless nation defaults on its debt?

 

no i picture you as a lad of about 19 that is trying to convince his mother and father that taking there horse into the city so he can learn the trade of accounting and money management from the local banker is a good idea, the entire time they are trying hard to convince you that staying on the family farm and tending to the animals while you aged father teaches you the trade craft of living off the land and chewing tobacco. i suppose.

i think youve hit that nail pretty square

your very good natured about it. all in all
but then ive not seen to many things ruffle your feathers

 

when i read that back i realized i was teaching a horse accounting.
damn i think im about done here tonight.
lol

 

If you could somehow bring Jack over from Mumbai you could have him do stuff like that for you. If he's going to be intellectually lazy and not chat you may as well find some other use for him.

I don't usually go in for the goat jokes either but I couldn't resist.

I'm nowhere near them. They're so huge you can see em a mile away.

 

We need new fodder.

No bet.

 

jack if you live with me would you bring me a peeled pop tart?

oh i understand, we all go that way from time to time. if im honest i was sort of a bit disappointed as it was set on the tee for something good and i was just not able to find it i was hoping you would. , but your busy with your planes and all

so no photos of them leaving?

 

Actually it might be the other way around.....unless you were being sarcastic.


It's still amusing at times, but it lacks the creativity it did when I first started it.