The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Very profound grims.



That's what people say about shit that baffles them.

 

i saw them, i love what your doing with the shorts theme.

that made me laugh really hard.

 

I'm really diggin' the short shorts. Seriously, I could spend an entire day and never be able to photograph all of the hottest looking chicks. There's just sooooo many! :shock:



Because it's true.

 

:-|

 

What's been troubling you lately Jack? Do you want to talk about it?

 

good morning jack
what gets you up at this hour sir?

 

every time i hit play all on my windows xp, my windows media player opens
the a bit later, not wanting to be left out of the part, my itunes springs into action to play the same song.

every time.
wonder why.

 

A smorgasbord of natural chicks. No whores or bitches!
this is a thread i just read
i cannot tell you how much i do not believe the statement noted here
every thing past the word chicks if pure fiction man.
there should be a rule about that.

 

What makes you think that there is? :33:

Several cups of tea.

How's your day been?

 

Why is it when you have moist palms they say you have clammy hands?

I wonder what clams think of that since they don't have hands. I wonder if they're affronted by the slight?

Ha ha, clammy hands! Get it? YOU DON'T HAVE ANY, YOU FECKLESS CRUSTACEON!

 

itunes apparently has low self esteem. It requires validation when not chosen first. Kind of like the fat kid that gets chosen last for team sports in elementary school.

God do I get tired of stroking egos.

 

Ya know, nobody ever inquires about my mental health. I wonder why?

 

Well I'll tell you. My psychiatrist is convinced I need a frontal lobotomy, but my therapist behind the bar down at the Dew Drop Inn insists all I need is a bottle in front of me. I think they just both want my money.

 

Well, I just came back from my psychiatrist the other day who said I was clinically insane. I asked if he could recommend a second opinion and he said, "Okay, you're ugly too!"

 

That sounds like Rodney.


Wuzzup mokko?

 

Because it is... and he still gets no respect.

Scribe

How's the vibe? I'm just chilling watching Barry Zito come back to Earth and struggle like I figured he would. :no:

 

its been pretty ok,
there is a term here in the states. ho-hum
its like boring, i had a ho-hum time with her
well today i went extreem ho-hum

just downloaded all of the arctic monkeys cd,s took all of a half hour. lol

i get tired of stroking stuff to, and im married
now ill give that a moderate

because you are always on eactly the same page we left you on, your like the constant in an expariment. what is that thing they use to say, this is what we know, and this is the test piece, and well see how far the test piece strays from the constant,
your the constant.

yup.

i should use emoticons like every else does
entire paragraphs summed up with a

 

scribe now when i read your posts i think your really excited
becouse of your avatar.

im loosing my already slipping grasp arnt i.

 

BG :hi:

What's the good word?

 

dont really know any good ones tonight
but i know a bunch of sour ones

not much just extreme ho-huming tonight.
think i will be tomorrow as well

at least its not my last word.