The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Not right now, but yeah.

 

You make a good point, I never thought of it like that.

I do know they are a lot of people like that.....and I think they are all nutjobs

 

thank you sir
it is time for me to remove myself from this place and send me off to slumber for this night has become the end of my today

ill check in tomorrow
thanks for chatting jack
always a pleasure.

 

Good night Grims.

 

I want to put this in his own post please someone tell him about it. I want to thank him for talking the time out of his busy day to talk to a person like me. In need. i really appreciate all the kind words that everyone has said and done here. Scribe you are one of the best people I have ever talked to (even when taking a shit) I can not tell you how much I appreciate it.

I am going through a lot now. And I bet a bunch of you are too. I come here for support and to have fun. I want to joke around too so please do not be afriad of me when I post. I don't like the silence when I post then all of a sudden I am freezing my ass off in the igloo with no titties around or cocks for warmth.

I am not the plauge. I am Linus or Nick, or even asshole.

Scribe said this was the place I could speak my mind freely and I am. So I guess I can get off my soapbox now and use the soap to wash my ass because it sure does need it. And if I fucked up the spelling I am on the PS3 there is no spell check so there!

 

We all like ya Linus and we're all rootin for your family

 

this is definitely the place to speak your mind, and dont take it the wrong way that nobody posted for 2 hours, this thread can go through some droughts, best to just spam it until you draw someone in

and the spelling was all good except for "plague"

 

hey FF, hows it going?

 

Hey Supes...actually going to bed soon, pretty damn tired.

how bout you?

 

doing quite well, listening to music, enjoying a warm evening

 

Groovy

is that Tori Black in your sig?

 

I love Tori!

I gotta turn in, cya

 

yes it is, i think it may be my favorite one

 

night man

 

How to Leave the Planet

I. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.

2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House-(202) 456-1414-to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.

3. If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.

4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.

5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that de's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.

Douglas Adams

 

'I'm dreaming to be a billionaire, like my father'
'OMG, your father is a billionaire?'
'No, he also dreams to be a billionaire'

 

Puns

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math's disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was fined for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
When they ate a clown, it tasted funny.

24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

 

Fur and Yay will urinate themselves laughing. :-|

 

I surely hope so...

 

They are far too funny for my tastes