The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

A group of fonts walk into a bar. "Get out of my pub!" shouts the barman. "We don't serve your type in here."

 

Did you hear about the transvestite who was desperate for a night out on the town? Apparently he wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.

 

how do you fix a broken gorilla??



with a monkey wrench of course

 

So laaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!

 

A park attendant is putting leaves and rubbish in a bin liner. "Do you need any qualifications to do that?" asked a passer-by. "No," replied the park attendant. "You just pick it up as you go along."

 

in bed:

'honey, do you love me?'

'what does it look like i'm doing? push-ups?'

 

Nero: You can put a cow in a dress but it's still a cow...
Ish: I know we have a lot of cows in my school.

 

my wife has watched this Kasey Anthony trial every day now, l actually am missing my cell right now! why is this fucking cunt on my television!?

 

:560:

 

Hi Yay

 

Hoi hoi all, Happy 4th to all those Americans here. :usa2: :hi:

 

back in my cell for the day of independence calibration.
i hope everyone has a good and safe time
not phun fingers get blown clean off and such

 

Any plans?

 

hi jack
nope just got back to the cell
sitting here trying to cheer myself up.
how about you? any plans to celebrate the independence of a country thousands of miles away?

 

Not really.

 

...Summer Rain...

How beautiful is the rain!
After the dust and heat,
In the broad and fiery street,
In the narrow lane,
How beautiful is the rain!
How it clatters along the roofs,
Like the tramp of hoofs!

How it gushes and struggles out
From the throat of the over-flowing spout!
Across the window pane
It pours and pours;
And swift and side,
With a muddy tide,
Like a river down the gutter roars
The rain, the welcome rain!

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 

neat. i was listening to the radio on the way here.
i can find about three or maybe four Christian radio broadcasts on the way here.
some of them are very educational other are not
the one today was dealing with physiology and todays church.
his statement was that most physiology was based in all men are crated good
and that the church's physiology is all men are created with sin
i was like, how does that help my friend that was molested from the time she was 5 till she turned 11 and told her aunt and her aunt told her keep it a secret.

he told one women that her depression was not becouse of a demon. i thought that was good.

how does her being born with sin sort the fact that she deals with being a victim the rest of her life. i should have called him. i found myself having the conversation in my car by myself trying to guess what he would say.

 

You should have called him.


Stuff like that is usually crap.

 

you made it sound kinda like it was just some nut case
but its sorta more than that.
you know how you dont like the way things are sort of wierd around india? like some villages do stuff the way it was done 300 years ago even though your an advanced civilization?
well think about it like this. that village has a radio show that bracasts across India, there goal is to convince people of a) their relevancy and b) that thier old ways are still the best despite all that new fangled learnin we have all come to accept. now the first part is just as important as the second and i would say are one in the same. without constantly telling people the new ways are "ludicrous" they cant convince them the old ways are good

on one show they were saying how we dont allow teenagers to act like adults ( i agreed with this) that we need to let them take on more and accept more and be more apart of adult life. even letting them lead the house in prayer and such in place of the elder male. i liked that.
then a commercial begging for money
then the next show was how we let the teenagers of today grow up to fast and allow them to act like adults in a promiscuous way becouse they want to be just like miley cyrus. i was sort of dumbfounded how they could change there tune during one commercial. i was like, damn that was a fast board meeting or something.

 

its raining there again in is not.