The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Exaclty how i feel
no matter what i say he is about to go through a really hard time in his life, i would guess the hardest he will ever face. and there is not a word yet invented that will make this time in his life go any better.

same with scribe, you have been to hell. there is no doubt that there is nothing that can happen that will come close. so my words are ... well just that, words. you know how i feel about you. you understand that if i could...

 

why did that just turn me on..

 

I'd do what I always do.... try to get laid by an unsuspecting tourist who I'll never see again, therefore eliminating the possibility of an emotional tie I have no use for.


Just another excuse to drink or try to get laid.

He's Nick Carlson on fb if you want to be more personal. Linus is such a good guy. My heart aches so bad....

I had lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots .....

 

I'm not sure.

:33: Wait... I think what you're trying to tell us is that you had a lot of sex.
You stud.

 

How often do you get one.

 

Condoms? :33:

I'm 48. Where're the broads?

Let me remind you guys of something: Linus din't come looking for sympathy, he revealed this heartache because he trusts and respects you. Anything you have to say wilL help, no matter how empty you feel the sentiment is. yes, you may not be able to relate, but so what? We've all felt pain, often quite intense and very personal. All you have to do is assure him of your support at this difficult time. He doesn't expect you to understand explicitly what he's going through. We are a community of caring individuals, even with all of our differances. Doesn't matter. When it comes down to it we are there for one another. That's a big part of the spirit of phun. A community, a family, through thick and thin.

 

At that age? Well yeah, but I wasn't a stud. Just outgoing and user friendly.

4 or 5 times a year.

 

I think i feel sorta dirty now.

well thats not horrable, i think you need a good wing man, someone that can make things happen for you, and it does appear im looking for work... thoughts?

 

I could use a wing man.

 

Come on out.

I could use an order of Buffalo chincken wings.

 

Should I post that in linus' thread?

 

i think that statement would be true with or without the use of the word wing

i want some now. dammit!

i think thats a sound idea, it did help me so it may help others.

 

You know, like a guy who could pass on some male insider knowledge... like, "hey, that guy over there wants you, he keeps checking you out"... "No, that one has a small penis, we men can tell by the way he keeps readjusting his underwear"....

 

I could do that, you can be my wing girl then.

 

Yeah, I'm hungry too.

 

Yeah, but she wants to go to the bars, not the bar...nyard.

 

That's a Fur level joke. :-|

 

Yay and Jack at a club looking for dates:


Yay : hmm, lot of guys here.....what about that one?

Me : Which one?

Yay : That one there with the martini.

Me : Him really?

Yay : Yeah why not?

Me : Come on he's wearing black shoes with brown socks?

Yay : So???

Me : That's just wrong! now help me find a girl.

Yay : Ugh...okay....what about here at the back.


Me : In the grey cocktail dress?

Yay : Yeah.


Me : No, too slutty, too much make up....her heels are like a foot high....no.

Yay : Okay what about the other one in the red top.


Me : Fake boobs.

Yay : Really?

Me : Yup, see how unnaturally full and round they are.

Yay : Maybe she's wearing a water bra.


Me : Nah, next.


Yay : what about the bartender.

Me : She's wearing a leather vest and has a skull tattooed on her neck. :-|
Also she gave me the 63 Petrus instead of the 65.

Yay : Can we move back to me?

Me : Fine fine.

Yay : That guy there, in the corner, I think he was just glancing at me.

Me : Isn't he with her?

Yay : Who?

Me : That girl there

Yay : No....is he?

Me : I don't know?

Yay : Go ask.

Me : What do you mean go ask?

Yay : Go ask if he's single.

Me : Gah.

Yay : Please!!!

Me : Fine.


*waking up to the man in the corner*


Me : Hi there.

Guy : hi.

Me : I was just wondering if you were with anybody tonight.

Guy : I'm not as a matter of fact.

Me : Oh good.

Guy : Would you like me to buy you a drink.

Me : Oh wow, that's really kind of you.

*sits down at the table*

Yay : What the fuck? :-|

 

I think I'll just buy you a whore and go home to masturbate.