The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

I had duck szechwan last night among other chinese dishes

 

You and your filthy mind. :roll:

 

I'm watching a lady on the Food Network make duck.


I always get House Lo-Mein (beef,chicken,pork, and shrimp) with fried rice and an egg roll when I get Chinese food.

 

I love Far Eastern food generally..
We have some very nice eateries here..

 

I eat sausage probably twice a week.


Bring on the jokes.

 

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Naaaaaaah too easy besides I like Bangers and Mash myself

Mash the potatoes with milk, butter, cheese and a tablespoon of GARLIC and salt and pepper to taste

 

After an airliner encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth one the rest of the way. He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the captain that his microphone is open, a little old lady calls out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!" -- Yeah, well it kinda really happened on Southwest Airlines a few days ago.

 

What are bangers? I'm assuming mash is the potatoes.

I think that joke was used in a movie. I'm to lazy to think of it but it's a good one.

 

Bangers are a British term for sausages ....over here there all sorts of types...my favourite is a onion tomato and beef which I cook till my smoke alarm goes off

:33: Sounds like something from Flying high perhaps :?

 

I like Italian sausage or bratwurst

 

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Anyways its starting to get late ...nearly 11pm .....good chatting with you spidey,tabby and Yay

 

I'm aboot to go to bed also.

 

A first grade teacher repeatedly has trouble with one of her students. Everyday, this little boy sits in the back of the class and makes trouble and distracts the other students. She is determined to teach him and decides that the best way to keep him focused is to appeal to his interests. One day, the teacher is giving a lesson on basic arithmetic and the little boy is goofing off in the back of the class again. She asks him to settle down and says, "I have a problem I think you might like. There are 5 birds sitting on a telephone wire. You take your BB gun and shoot one. How many birds are left?" The boy answers, "None. Once I fire the gun, they all fly away." The teacher replies, "That's not the correct answer, but it's very clever. I like the way you think." The boy then says, "Oh well then I have a question for you. Three women are eating popsicles. One is sucking on hers, one is licking hers, and one is biting hers. Which one is married?" The teacher thinks for a minute and answers, "Well I would think it'd either be the one sucking on her popsicle or the one licking her popsicle." The boy replies, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like how YOU think."

 

I've never had duck....you don't get it that much here and when you do it's very expensive since it's not native.

I want to try it though.

 

ive never had it either, i would like to try it
i would also like to try and cook it myself. just to see how that goes

 

Cooking is not that hard really....you just need to get the hang of it.

 

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Roasted duck in peanut sauce.