The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

Right, like he's gonna remember something like that!

 

im skyping with my little guy
ill chat back in a bit

 

and fuck you
i know how to ship a hostage thank you!

 

Yeah? Which air freight service do you use?

 

mostly i use UPS but to Moooooooooooommbiey i would say i would use Crown International Forwarders, Inc.

 

And they haven't once yet questioned the muffled sounds of struggle eminating from your packages? Must be using some good drugs.

 

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this board is sort of moving slow tonight
so ill entertain myself with thoughts and wonderments

i wonder why

then i dont anymore.
so the lady at work was chatting with me, she is very upsetting to me and unsettling to me but i chat with her becouse nobody else will talk to her, i think she can get me a job there, but today she basically told me she didnt like me. so fuck her. im not going to talk to her anymore.

i wonder why my dog decided to piss all over in my office, could it be he misses me, could it be he really hated me all along and now that im not there he decided to act out his pure hatred

i wonder if dogs can hate.

i wonder if ill ever be able to just sit back and watch the moon glide across the sky during a warm summer eve on my own back porch again

i wonder what my little one will be like when he grows up, if he will be smart and easy going if he will understand how important it is to learn. how fun it is to fail and how easy it is to not.

im still wondering why that fucking dog pissed in my damn office.

i wonder why i love pork shoulder that has been cooked in a dutch oven for 6 hours on a bed of onion and carrots with a side of biscuits and some greens so much. i mean thats not a delicacy but i do love it as one.

i wonder why i thought delicacy was spelled delicasy

i wonder if scribe ever wakes up in the middle of the night laughing his ass off. that is the best way to wake you know

im done wondering now.

 

for the most part bribes seem to cover most any muffled sounds of struggle.

 

are you going to join the French foreign legion with jack scribe, i think your still under the age limit.

 

where were you in 69
smokin dope and drinkin wine
just an outlaw

i like that line,
just well written i think
i remember hearing it as a young 16 year old and thinking it was cool
the entire song is pretty good. but that line stands out a bit for me
suppose cause it takes me back to my room at 16 years old each time
oddly the name of the song is homesick. so i guess that fits.

 

scribe you've disappeared
i suppose you dont feel like trying to play mental gymnastics with me tonight
oh well. its almost bed time anyway

and besides your here often, and i have no idea how i would have done this in toledo without you and the lot of souls that hang here. its such a nice place to be.

 

I'm eating supper. Carry on though.

 

what ya eating. is it anygood
i had cold pizza it filled me but it was not good at all.

strange how this trip has made me so indifferent to something like food, i loved to eat now i just eat. its almost an inconvenience.


i told them at work that i wanted to be a traveler, someone that traveled to were they were building the plant i drew and assisted with the assembly. the last one was in mooombie india, the guy that went can rage for about half an hour on the place. the one i did is in russia. i want to go there. i think it would be neat. its three months on then back home.

 

Wasn't George Carlin from Toledo.

 

I wonder why my greatest and most love filled fantasies are about women I may never meet.

 

I'm eating Macho Nachos at Del Taco. Not very satisfying.

That pork roast you mentioned earlier sounded awesome. Real comfort food.

It would be cool to see your project through to completion. I like that idea.

 

dono, could be.

those are the best kind, cause when you do meet them they are never what you thought they were

now i want to be someone else tomorrow. i want to be the big dude iwth the green guitar. emkay?

 

If a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut why the fuck should I care?

 

well i just may wipe up a batch your more than invited mate

now for you PH here is your cute little girl with a muffin top top on

i llike her in this becouse she is sort of chunky.
sexy chunky to..