The Attention Deficit Disorder Thread

what is up my city dwelling brother? how the hell is hell?

 

I'm okay, how's things with you?

 

Im great, just stoped the music to refresh this page, i should have opened that in another tab

work is fun they gave me this mind numbing project that should take the better part of a month, im going to do it on an excell spread sheet so they have the info to sort and such

did you do anything fun today yet jack?

 

Well that sounds nice.

No, didn't do anything overly fun.

 

when in doubt, open another tab

you make any more progress on the stay or go predicament?

 

Dammit jack life is short, you need to try and do one thing every day you will remember for the rest of your life. thats the way i did it when i was your age, and sure i only have on kidney now, but it was fucking worth it.

why yes i did and thank you for asking,
ive decided being courted by an international company that is wiling to pay for me to become an engineer doesnt actually suck.
so im taking the advise of these fellows and rolling with what comes.
in a sort of way.

damn i forgot to turn on the AC. its getting hot in here.

 

That's what I do, except I say pop bullshit.

And that would be....?

:hi: Jack

Oh that one. I tried to read it but the prose was too archaic for my tastes. Usually historical fiction has more snap to it.

 

good to here it, that sounds like the best way to approach it

 

have you read this one.
i did got half way through and tossed it on the night stand and thought out loud, "oh for gods sake"

i think thats why you so often find them on peoples night stands next to there bed.

 

true true
im on my home this weekend, could be i could chat up mrs grims into a little something to help calm my nerves, so i would appreciate your consideration here. mums the word eh?

 

i nicer term may catch on better, i usually call it something unflattering and they just go with the, "everybody has their own opinion" response, your not the dude so shut the hell up

took the name from a prostitute who mutilated and decapitated her clients

 

i want to meet this woman, she sounds interesting
is she hot?

 

you could probably go to the roughest looking hooker in the worst part of town, but the she wouldnt be hot, and she would probably not mutilate you, just rob you

nevermind, not the same at all

 

so just like all my other ex girlfriends then?
i feel so used.

anyway,
how are you doing sup. is every little thing going well

and jack
were on earth did you get off to?
if your not doing anything, then get in here and do it with me dammitt!

 

I was spoon fed that book as a kid. That should be illegal.

She must've been an admirer of Lizzy Borden.

 

the things that matter are, i figure thats whats important

 

ah so you know it then, if not well even. i still remember when i go to the part were Lotts daughters got him drunk then rode his cock till he nutted in each.

i read that and thought damn this is one dirty fucking book

there were some other parts,
it was the most gory
the most outrageous
the filthiest book i have ever read
and ive read almost everything
hunter thompson has written
even the 75 percent that is crap.

 

true again but leaves us with a non topic starter for tonight.
oh well looks like ive decided to bitch about the bible for a bit.

jack, were did you go?
im starting to think you hate me
when ever i show up
you leave
dont make me butt fuck you in the mouth young man!

 

Afternoon all. :hi:

Just got back from work, what's the word, nerds?

 

The Jews were a happenin' people back in the day, that's for sure. Them fuckers new how to party.